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It seems poor Firecrotch can't catch a damn break! First, a scathing letter from the CEO of Morgan Creek, then getting dropped by her UK record label and now getting blacklisted by the new prince of pop. That's right -- Justin Timberlake has reportedly banned Linday Lohan from his gig this weekend because she’s bad for his image. (Keep in mind that JT recently admitted to using drugs.) The 'Sexy Back' singer is set to hit the stage to perform a showcase of his new album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' at the House Of Blues in L.A. on Saturday and his peeps insist they don't want the "socialite ligger" on the guest list. A source tells The Sun: "Justin's gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label want is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn't need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers like Lindsay are bad for his image and career." When Lindsay was reached for comment, she rolled over in her drunken stupor and said, "Huh...? Whaaaaat...? How the hell did you get in here???"

She's always been a voluptuous girl, but all those late nights of hard partying and excessive boozing are really taking their toll on our beloved Charlotte Church. Hunky rugby player Gavin Henson doesn't mind that his girl has some meat on her bones, and neither do we. But, Char has just landed a talk show with Channel 4 in the U.K. and she says that she plans to go on a diet. 'I'd like to get down to my fighting weight of size 8,' she said. 'There is a lot of pressure on me to be slimmer. I get insecure like everyone else does.' We feel you, sister!

Kate Holmes made a rare public appearance on Sunday at an In Style magazine girls-only party held at the home of a Hollywood producer. "Katie looked dead in the eyes," one partygoer tells PerezHilton.com exclusively. "She was not the same person she was before she met Tom." The soiree was a gathering of some of the industry's most influential women, and there was a strict rule along with the invite. "You weren't allowed to bring a guest with you," another partygoer tells us. "However, Katie brought a guest. One of her Scientology 'handlers.' She was the only one that didn't come alone. Katie's minder kept a watchful eye and a close distance at all times. It was so creepy! You couldn't really talk to her honestly and openly. Whenever Katie would leave the room, all the girls would talk amongst themselves about how strange she seemed and how bizarre the whole situation was." How sad! FREE KATIE HOLMES!!

Steve-O sure likes to get naked! The Jackass stripped down to the buff at an event over the weekend. Steve-O did his own special tribute to Old Dirty Bastard on stage with the Wu-Tang Clan on Saturday night at The Rock The Bells hip hop festival in San Bernadino, CA. This is kinda gross and totally desperate, and it's also really gay. So we think it's very hot! What do U think?

If there was a Tara Reid flavor of vodka, it would taste like ____.

NBC News is reporting that the Ramsey family expects an arrest in the murder of Jon Benet Ramsey in Boulder, Colorado "shortly." They are reporting that an arrest was made in Thailand this morning. JonBenet Ramsey, murdered nearly ten years ago, and her mother, Patsy Ramsey, who died last month of ovarian cancer, are both buried in Cobb County. Stay tuned on this one. Crazy!!!

Oh, brother! The only thing more pathetic than two rich and famous Hollywood starlets engaging in a public feud is when a so-called man battles it out with the fairer sex in the tabloids. Just earlier today, Faded Youth reported on Christina Aguilera's musical tirade about bigwig producer Scott Storch who bailed on her most recent project in order to work with music poison Paris Hilton. Well, now Scott is fighting back in the pages of In Touch magazine. He tells the rag mag: "It's pretty pathetic that she would do a song like this. I worked on half of her last CD and sold her millions of copies. Obviously, she cares more than I do that I didn't do this album. But I can't blame her, with an album full of fillers, over-singing and lame Vegas-like cabaret music. You (Aguilera) should fire your management for letting me slip through your fingers." Oh. No. He. Didn't.

Wow, two days after the announcement of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's separation and only moments after speculation of infidelity, this picture rears their ugly head (or nose, if you will) suggesting that Kate and her 'You, Me and Dupree' co-star were having a fling. Kate and Owen Wilson were spotted leaving Hugo's Pizza Restaurant in Sydney, Australia last month -- weeks before the announcement. While promoting their comedy flick, the two new alleged lovebirds shared a bite to eat together. Could this merely be a meal between two good friends? Or do their guilty faces tell another story? Stay tuned.....

Tara Reid's hardcore partying is spiraling out of control! Not only did the struggling actress get into a heated argument with Perez earlier this week, but the blonde dumbshell also recently had a bitchfight with R&B singer Blu Cantrell. And, for those of you who have been reading PerezHilton.com for a while, you will remember that Blu & Tara used to be friends - they had a falling out - and got into with each other way back in January. Tara and Blu were at a party at real estate mogul Jeff Green's house recently and things turned real ugly real quick. Cantrell spoke exclusively with PerezHilton.com about the incident, and this is what she says went down. While Hollywood hipsters and celebs like J.C. Chasez and Mike Tyson were milling about, Blu was minding her own business and then "Tara approached me. She was drunk and slurring her words," Cantrell tells us. Apparently, it's something she likes to do, but Tara tried to get Blu kicked out of this party as well. It didn't work and a belligerent Reid proceeded to tell Blu, "I don't like you...you aren't a nice person." To which the singer replied, "Girl i have saved your ass so many times when you have been wasted! How dare you disrespect me!" It gets better! Then, clearly delusional from all the alcohol and who knows what else she was consuming, Tara yelled, "Blu, you are just jealous because I'm prettier than you and more famous and have lots more money." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! At that point Blu just walked away, knowing she was dealing with a lost cause. Even Tyson warned Cantrell that getting into an argument with Reid was not worth it. "She's obviously not dealing with a full deck of cards," Mike told her. God, we wish we could have been there for that...with our camera! Blu doesn't harbor any harsh feelings towards Tara, though. But that doesn't mean she's beneath talking trash. "Betty Ford's gonna roll up to Tara's house and pick her up in a helicopter, take her to the hospital and rush her ass to the clinic," Cantrell tells us. "911, we are going to need a lot of help for this one!" Priceless. We fucking LIVE for this shit

or Cox at Crobar but then again you probably dont remember

I think because I was there with you made it best night for you just saying

I met her im teh cool though

Awww....look how convincing they are. If I didn't know better, I'd almost say Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are two madly in love parents of a gorgeous baby girl. However, I do know better and this is nothing but a staged money shot for the mags in light of all the bad Suri press they've been receiving. Nothing gets a mysterious unseen baby out of the public's head like a shot of TomKat kissing. This is merely Tom's Scientology-based PR machine at work. Now someone give these two an Oscar for Best Performance in a Fraud!

It seems scathing letter bashing Lindsay Lohan are all the rage in Hollywood. Following the CEO of Morgan Creek's humilating note addressed to the freckled party animal, a crew member from Lilo's 2005 flick, 'Herbie: Fully Loaded,' has anonymously posted a letter on World of Wonder supporting his claim that she's nothing but a selfish brat with no direction in her life. '"She stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced that Ms. Lohan had asthma the next day. She played the exhaustion card a couple of times . . . She called in sick one day and . . . she is across town [spending] a day with her then-boyfriend [Wilmer Valderrama] of 'That '70s Show.' Another day she has the 'doctor' call in Ms. Sickie's fake ailment, because she was shooting her own music video the night before . . . The Princess was able to make the production [crew] re-create the desert race sets closer to the Four Seasons [hotel]. She said she had signed on 'to do a film in Los Angeles' and El Mirage was too hot and too far. She is a brat."' As you may guess, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, perhaps Hollywood's most used and abused publicist, said of this new claim that her client is a complete mess: "Until this person goes on the record like the producers of Morgan Creek did and attaches a face and name to their charges, I am not going to reply. Stop hiding behind blind anonymity!" And that is truly the issue here. It isn't the fact that Lindsay is on a drug-induced lonely spiral downward. It's about the anonmyity of the letter. Some people nowadays!

Awwww....look how cute!!! Prince Willie is taking the whole parade at the Royal Military Academy so seriously. I mean, for a second there, I almost forgot that he is a bajillionaire and owns everything and everyone in that picture.

Daniel Craig, perhaps better known as the new James Bond, is the world's best-dressed man, according to Esquire magazine's third annual ranking. R&B crooner John Legend came in a close second. ("He dresses exactly like he sounds: smooth.") Terrence Howard, Jake Gyllenhaal and musician Nick Cave rounded out the top five. Conversely, Axl Rose, Marc Anthony (I doth protest!) and Sean Preston Federline (yes, son of Britney and Kevin) were named the worst dressed. Sheesh, not even an 11-month old baby can catch a break when you're a celeb!

Since they claimed ''Til Death Do Us Part,' I think it's safe to say Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are offically dead. TMZ has obtained the official divorce papers of MTV's second soured television-based marital relationship. When attempts were made to reach Dave for comment, his reps said he's too busy catching STDs from Jenna Jameson to even think of Whatsherface.

Mother and child or two mannequins in the window? We're not sure. And we don't really care! But, some of you do care. Just like some of you care about Jennifer Aniston. These aerial pics of the Cruise mansion show two mysterious figures in the window. Too bad you can't make them out very well. So grainy. We are getting a migraine-y!

Stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe shows her pretty lil' face at a party Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont. Let's say something nice about Rachel Zoe. And by "us" we mean YOU say something nice. We think her face looks like a dried up asshole with hemorrhoids

Last night MSNBC's Keith Olbermann announced on his show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, that he would broadcast the worldwide premiere of the first video of Suri Holmes-Cruise. Of course I was immediately suspicious (SHAM!) but then I figured that MSNBC wouldn't be the kind of network to fool around with jokes ... I was wrong ... here is a screen cap of from the footage that they showed: Click HERE to see the not-at-all-funny video footage for yourself. Actually, I wouldn't have been surprised at all if they had shown "actual footage of Suri" because it's been so long since the "baby" was "born" that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes could pretty much pass off any baby they may have procured on the sly as their own. I fully expect that we will see Suri Holmes-Cruise at some point (maybe very soon) but I don't think I'll ever believe she was borne naturally from the loins of TomKat

The Game Penetrating the secret society of pickup artist

Im reading a book about pick up artist and a guys name was Marko

During another fake performance in Saint Tropez recently, Paris Hilton decided to publicly air out her vagina and the crack in her back she calls an ass. Do Paris Hilton's thick meatpads surprise anyone anymore? I mean, this is seriously becoming a case of The Girl Who Exposed Vagina. After a while, no one sees it anymore. It just goes in one eye and out the other.

. Diddy continued to make a fool out of himself as he channelled his inner James Bond (or a dressed up Shaft if you will) for his new Sean John fragrance Unforgivable. While in Saint Tropez, the wannabe rapper decorated himself with a couple of gorgeous models -- including Leonardo DiCaprio's gal pal Bar Rafaeli – for an all-day shoot promoting his cologne