cookiegirl

House, or so tiny tells me.

Hi Malanee! How's the job thing going?

Looks like I'll be there too

it's funny 'cuz it's true. . .

are you serious?

glad to see you back!

Check out urb.com, click on Current Issue - then "Massv" then scroll to "Buzz Glowstick Vigil". . there are pics and statements from a few people who were there. . *sniff* P.S. - BuZz was also voted best mega club in URB again this year, despite the shutdown!

click here for homer

Aw yeah! I never miss an opportunity to share these fine lyrics: "Baby Got Back" [intro] Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff* I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's wet, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

my job sucks i am bored don't make enough money days are too short weekends are too short workdays are sooo long wish i had more time more money more sleep more fun.. . wow that *did* make me feel better!

ya know who else looks like an ape?

If that happened in LA for NYE, it would be amazing! Unfortunately I will be in boring old Colorado for the night. . . *sigh*

Me too! Don't be kicking yourself in a few years for not taking this opportunity. . .

It's a quote from Chasing Amy. . .sweet scene in a sweet movie.

BANKY Okay, now see this? This is a four way road, okay? And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side -- the Easter Bunny. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? HOLDEN What is this supposed to prove? BANKY I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an S.A.T. question. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first -- the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny? HOLDEN The man-hating dyke. BANKY Good. Why? HOLDEN I don't know. BANKY BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!

it's whitehouse.gov, not whitehouse.org FISHED IN! oh man this is great . .

If I had kids I *would* want them to see this kind of stuff. . .at about the same time they're ready to be exposed to the blatant and ever-present hetero sex that's splattered all over the TV. No use sheltering 'em, they're going to run into it sooner or later. . . better in a place where the 'rents can explain everything than over at their friend's house IMHO.

Check out this little kid. He's such a cutie. . talented and ready to take on the world. Sure his home life sucks huge, but he's poised to rise above it all and is soon to become a handsome, rich young man. . .the world is his oyster. well . . . . . . . . Look what happened to him!

:laugh: Seriously though - it's awesome that you guys are throwing a new party and that you're promoting it well, I just think it's a bit far out for most people.. . .got any pics of the place? 'stina

I the new sig Vic!

*takes deep breath* :laugh:

I will have to pre-tan tan so that I don't blind everyone with my pale Irish arse . .

*If* I can score the vacation time I'll definitely be needing a place to stay. . .count me in tiny!