"If I could rearrange the alphabets I'd put "u" and "I" together" "Your daddy must have been an astrologist, cuz I can see the stars in your eyes" "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" "Hey baby, how bout you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up" "I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you" "Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?" wanna play pinnocchio. you sit on my face and I tell lies Classic: Guy: wanna get pizza and fuck? girl: No Guy: what you don't like pizza? GUY SAYS TO GIRL.....(looking down at his crotch) "well its not gonna suck itself"