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I know dudes that get mad chicks just because they have a camera. And I know at least one girl that met me cuz she wanted to take my picture at a club ... and she asked me out after that if I recall.

Yes, your majesty. Of course your majesty. You sure its not King of the Dollops?

Maybe for your 2+1 = 4 thingy, you can hit up this party listed on the index page : CLUB ANUBIS Presents the Pre-Christmas Party Extravaganza: 12-31-2004

Yeah but, arent you the King of ... the um ... Trollops. Or maybeeee ........... youre an imposter!

lollllllllllllll

She wants 2 + 2 You want 1 + 2 Wheres your calculator?

Dudeeeeeee, u cant be a trollop. Maybe thats why ur vagina hurts.

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Youve won the battle but lost the war. If the chick is telling you ur entertaining and funny, then thats ur cue to ask for her # or comparable.

Dmn it bro. Its Thursday already. Dont leave this to the weekend.

.. a "trollop king"? ... what the friggen hell does the mean? lol Cuz you cant be a king and also a trollop. You, can, however be a king of the trollops, I guess. Is that what you mean? Please advise. Sincerely, The management.

Dude. Cross reference this thread about dryspells. Taking pics of people in club is the easiest way to meet people.

Its Thursday, dmn it. Havent you taken care of this yet. You know, the thread was created on Monday for god's sake.

(asking respectfully) ... and why no sex?

wait a second ... two years for sex or two years for a relationship?

mystic is right. When you are chillin with a girl, other girls want you. I can remember (its posted somewhere here) a few weeks back I was at this club with two latinas as my date. Freakin both of em. Sure enough, another girl sees me and asks the girls point black if she can have a dance with me. (She didnt ask me, she asked them lol). When they said sure, she grabed me and yanked me into the other room (still not asking if I was interested lol). I gave her 3 ... well, very ... sensual ... dances ... after that she basically offered me the world that night (which I didnt take). When you are chillin with a girl, other girls want you. Its as simple as that.

3 hours is usually a good time for a quick break. And its cool to sit there and give the person insight as to what pleasure spots they just hit on you ... cuz during round 2, now that they know the spots specifically, they hit them even more. And you do the same for them too.

Ciao bella. Wanta taste test?

I dont understand how someone looks for a relationship. Relationships just happen.

The NBB rocks!

Thats hot ! mmmm

... is there a song that makes you think about making luv (not fcking) to someone all night, long into the morning .... that brings shivers up and down ur back when you hear it ... that makes you wanta hold ur luv one real tight when you hear it, stroking their hair, looking them into the eyes, and telling them how u feel about them ... a special song that is only to be heard by you and that very special someone on a special night ....

I heard that new girls to the board get a fruit and cheese welcoming basket from you.

Two girls taking turns on your manhood. One sits on ur face while one bl!ws you. It was fun.

dude, we already had threads/posts about these kaydup-signed hate comments and weve already said we dont think its you.