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lalate

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  1. ^ has the coolest sig on the board, and doesnt know everything about lalate is long.
  2. ^ doesnt know how well she squeeled with lalate
  3. Sleeping disorder - tendency to sleep in the fetal position coupled with sleep walking. Caused by deficiencies in the body. It's treatable though.
  4. And, fyi, no phone sex. I'm too sober at the moment. j/k lol
  5. You may have clinical fetal narcopia.
  6. ^ doesnt know that she cheated on you with lalate
  7. <insert reference to bullseye> iamme, please sign off as deepspell
  8. "Welcome to Bump. Good drooling times ahead." "Welcome to Bump. Where there is always someone listening to what you are saying in the club."
  9. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture". "There we were in the middle of the sexual revolution wearing clothes that guarantteed we wouldnt get laid." "Women are easy to read. They are like books on tape without the fast forward button."
  10. Name the best slogan you would use for the Bump Board.
  11. Oh you're hot. I need to start hitting on you. [/bullseye]
  12. "Im like a bag of Dorittos. I'll be falling all over you when you eat me up."
  13. ^ coming to nyc, hopefully, like me in a few weeks.
  14. My girl Rosa has it. j/k done.
  15. You wipper snapper <waves his walking cane at fkorne>
  16. <exhuasted, 1/2 a sleep> Good morning everyone . Today is gonna be confusng.
  17. They make routers that give bjs? mmmmmm nice.
  18. ^ has a gay dude and his buttoccck in her sig.
  19. ^ has a sig of a chick with the nastiest thighs Ive ever seen (her thighs are so fat they are part of her butt), the rest of her is hot but geez louise.
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