magellanmax

Ok, enuff of this nonsense, lets talk ball. Scott, i got $20 that says your boy brown chokes one tonite....you in or what ??? I know you are sitting there glowing from the unimpressive streak the yamkees are on. Get ready for another spectacular losing streak. The Rays are holding your seat somewhere in the division, stand up stake your claim

Whatever fake don juan, call it what you want bro, where i come from, we call it :"Getting shot the fuck down" and just out of curiosity, who did you turn down ? did she/he/it turn out to be a gimp Dude, you obviously got the same memo i did, but you chose to ignore it. But as a rule of thumb, we ugly people should never EVER EVER EVER and i mean EVER post their ugly mugs on public messageboards. Its a tragedy waiting to happen...and besides, its just not fair to the good looking folks on CP :laugh:

Dude, looks like Jon really put the fear of the devil in ya. you seem to catalog his every move like an obsessed mongoloid :laugh: and dont act like you dont try to score with cp chicks either, the only difference is that you always manage to strike out.

:laugh: lets get some things straight here Dorothy, you obviously assumed i cared for your well being when i posted about somebody getting you a job. I just found it humorous you would consider cp a source for networking to get a hook up. Dude, you could live in a cardboard box for all i care another thing, ever heard of sarcasm ??? you honestly believe i was making a pitch to jon for a job ?? I have a career bro. try another angle, coz your insults are lame. Boy, you look dumb in pics, you just had to run your mouth to confirm it P.S Jon, next time you are in town, please do us all a favor and kick his ass.

your gf's ass is old n played at the trailer park.. whatcha think ?

COME OOOOOOOOOON SCOTT !!!! give me a fucking break there buddy !!!!!! why did the yamkees let him go in the 1st place???? huh ?? We all know the yamkees are a merc franchise..motto is "what have you done for me lately" Now that you mofos are lingering in the cellar, all of a sudden Tino is the messiah, give me a fucking break !!! If roid boy giambi lived up to his billing at this point and time, NO WAY you muthafuckas glorify tinos' name...let it go, you are a desperate franchise trying to cling onto lost glory..you are DONE !!!! No playoffs...you guys stink to high heaven !! P.S i got an idea for y'all.... how about you bring back Orlando H. and Leiber ?? you cut them, but they are doing great......whatcha think??? you got the moolah, make it happen captain

:laugh: preach on bruh !!

holy shit !! how in the world did googleboy manage to post on cp after 5pm ?? your parents know you are still wide awake ??? did you remember to brush your teeth..or tooth in this case ? go sleep retard, you got a bus trip to school tomorrow

1st off, you saying Joe isnt a good manager is total hogwash bro, how many WS has the guy won as a manager in NY?? how many times have the yamkees made the postseason with him at the helm??? just like a true yamkee fan- short/selective memories galore !! dont even get me started on that subject scott P.S just incase you selectively forgot, the sox were in the running to sign torre and that carpetbagger goeorgieboy swooped in with his deep pockets and got him.... "No way Jose" i aint buying that. Only thing i can agree with ya was that Buck Showalter built that team, anything aside from that is just reaching....tsk tsk... the yamkees built a decent foundation when georgieboy got suspended from mlb. The sox are way up there in payroll ???... dude, our payroll today is lower from our WORLD SERIES winning year bro. did you forget ???

JON !!!! wtf ???? tell me you were just messin with the yamkee wagon jumpers !! Its gotta be.... but its all good tho, you atleast brought back one or two yamkee fans back to the board....good move there bro

1st off, the yamkees are a poster representation of AARP designees, i bet the yamkee clubhouse is littered with geriatric walkers... fuckers are older than dirt aside from roid withdrawal syndrome. Cant wait till roid boy scheff starts the downhill trend. Tino is gonna be batting .280 by the all star break ???? are you on drugs bro ?? i hope not... try decaf baby boy

FUCK you scott, what do you have to show for the dismal performance with a mlb whoppin record of $205 mil payroll ?? second from last, with juicers to boot.. give it a rest bro. P.S making a montage of your lame ass team beating nobodys is the true definition of dumb. But then again, at this point and time, you cherish every mediocre win you can scrap Sorry to break your heart there slugger, the yamkees aint making the postseason. This is how its gonna go down, the mighty redsox are gonna win the AL east, and the wildcard is gonna be from the central div, you can quote me. I seriously hope you havent made any postseason plans. Do something constructive at that time, like going to Coney Island with a hooker or sum shyt

seriously smokesum, jon actually gave you pointers on a job and becoz of your disagreements (in this case him riding your ass back in the day) you actually said "the job wasnt your cup-o-tea " ? I dont think anything short of a "last one standing cagematch" is gonna put this to rest.... but thats just my opinion :laugh: P.S jon, i'm looking for a J.O.B with benefits n shit bro... hook a nigga up son.

when you think about it, its quite fitting, the yamkees are a fucking joke. these mercs still havent beaten anybody of substance as of yet...sure they beat up on the A's, fuckers (A's) rank in the basement in offense #s and they still had to pull all the stops to do it. I think barry zito will miss the next series vs the yamkees starting tomorrow in oaktown, but i still think they will win the series. Get ready to rejoin the tampax gay in the cellar assholes.

dude, you got a better chance of getting hit by a meteorite before that happens :laugh:

Fuck Tino and fuck the hooters flight that brought his sorry ass back to NY. Mofo is a flash in the pan, i guarantee by the all star break, he will be batting just about the same #s as roid boy giambi. Btw, when is that freak going to the minor league dude?

damn !! literacy aint your strong point asshole, "mr i edit every post but still manage to butcher the english language" .. you still havent graduated to the big boys table nitwit. I bet your feet dangle when you take a shit.... grow up and then come talk to me.

doesnt feel too good getting kicked while on the ground, now does it. cry me a fucking river asswipe. :boohoo:

wow, that must have been quite a load off. feel better now ?

Is Lou Piniella still your hero ? i would seriously reconsider the title after the embarassing ass kicking they just gave your $200 mil team compared to their measly $29 mil payroll... ..and oh yeah, have yourself a wonderful day

i think the little man deserves it, it was evident when he missed some games how important he was to that team, not to mention the ass whoppin they laid out on the western conference which by all accounts is more competitive that the east. oh canada, oh canada

here i am trying to be a cheermeister and all you do is bitch, whine and moan, what an ass. i hope the yamkees keep sucking so you can stay hidden under that rock you dwell. by the way, that mule ran a race of its life, i was impressed thoroughly. p.s happy mothers day

i'll save you the suspense, chalk that one down on the loss column..... and i truly hope you have a nice day there sir.

I know y'all hurting like crazy,especially with your overpaid AA team playing like shit lately. So, with that said, i came across some good news that will cheer your lame asses right up. It seems georgieboy has a donkey in the kentucky derby this weekend. According to the odds makers, that ass has a shot of winning. I dunno about you, vegas odds are for dreamers and chokers. I hope that mule comes in last with the jockey in tow. I just wanted to give you yamkees a glimmer of hope in life coz thats just the kinda guy i am. Have a nice day

u got to be kiddin me... a team like tampa is not about developing players for chrissakes !!! if anything, they hope the players can be competitive enuff to get out of the cellar and generate some gate collections..come on now, even if they they develop an all star, chances are a high spending team will scoop him up in the FA market or offer a shitload of cash and useless prospects to acquire him. As far as lefties are concerned, i never put too much stock in that, we won a WS ( ) with no lefty on the starting lineup.