calebdead
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Batman drives a chucknorrismobile.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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holy fuck, I never knew I had so many accounts created in my honor. I remember the first three rows but wow
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Sometimes, at night, God looks up at the sky and wonders if their exists a Chuck Norris.
k, I just made that one up
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uh, many smokers are fat. Plus they stink and usually have ugly teeth.
Oh and they have cancer.
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sorry to rain on ur parade caleb
let's see ur pic, please im dying to see how hot u are
Do a username search on 'caleb' There's a picture of me somewhere.
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actualy................
no, sorry:(
Awesome post as always
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When the boogeyman goes to seep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
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One time Chuck Norris hit a homerun that left the earth's atmoshpere.
It was the second longest one he ever hit.
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Tell him his personality is dry as fuck.
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Is blanco Popular hehateme?
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hahah every Wednesday. I used to get mine on Thursdays.
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Who was the Bulls' PG? John Paxon? Houston Rockets? Kenny Smith? The Heat last year? Jason Williams?
I think it's more important to have a dominant big man than to have a great PG. Look at the Nets as an example.
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I wore my Borat 'Verrry nice' shirt today because the weather is nice.
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I'm sorry - but you getting your 'new summer tires' on the Eclipse of the heart is beyond funny.
Do you realize that you own the same kind of car high school senior girls drive?
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And you totally fucked up this thread with those posts. Crop them or something, dipshit.
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OK, if any MAN here can honestly say you'd let some jobless herb with a sperm-soaked keyboard REPEATEDLY send your girlfriend who you love messages hitting on her, please let me know so I can be the first one to call you a BITCH.
I could see if it's some broad you're bangin' on the side, but I plan on marrying this girl, we've been dating for 5 years and everyone on this board knows that. So for you to knowingly hit on MY GIRL, yea I'm gonna be a little pissed off.
I figured you've admittingly made a few drunken posts so I was gonna let it go. But come on man, you just didn't stop. So I figured enough is enough. And if ANY ONE of the "trolls" on this board has a problem with that, guess what? I don't give a fuck. This is my girl. I am a man.
All I wanted was for it to stop. You've been sending her PMs since October. That's why I said "I'm done and so are you." Meaning I would think because even though you still live with your mommy (tell her I said hi btw) and haven't had a job since McDonalds in the 10th grade, you seem like a somewhat intelligent person. You've made me laugh plenty of times. I figured it shouldn't take more than one PM for you to get my point.
But now you go to the extreme and post my PM here talking shit.
I thought you'd be smarter than that Habib. (or whatever your name is)
Jeezus Christ, who's sweating who here? If you want to know, Sugar texted me while I was getting my new summer tires put on my "Eclipse of the heart" and I couldn't get an open wifi connection on my phone so I jumped on using my cell plan and just read the post and jumped off. I was actually hoping to have a chuckle while I was sitting there waiting for 2 hours because I thought that you would say something funny.
But alas, you have failed to amuse me.
It's actually quite pathetic, just like the PMs.
See, I was just gonna let it go here, but then you sent her this one:
And a few more retarded ones after that. So I sent you a PM asking you to stop.
And now she has you on ignore so whether you stop or not, you can't send her any more PMs.
So we really are done.
Yay.
HAZE, I still happen to think you're a nice guy, but I will run circles around you. Your girlfriend is NOT hot. I was fucking drunk. I would've hit on my grandmother if she was 'online' those nights, you squinty freak.
Your post is too long and i am too tired. However, ONE thing you should know. My unemployment checks are worth more than your weekly ones, you azn fuck. Your pseudo-intelligence annoys me. Please do not mistake my messages to your gf as a compliment. It was a matter of convenience.
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ok I GOT IT!
only broads with nice racks need reply in this thread ie. onisakura, misk, danielalala, lola(if she doesnt talk about sports)
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oh I have to make this thread about something k brb
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Thank you in advance bella, no offense, you understand of course.
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Seriously, I wish I could be nice like that.
Also, why the fuck does this cockmotherfucking system capitalize only the first letter when I type in caps?
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Haha Youre A Good Guy Forky
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People People Settle
Its Baseball Season Shhhh All Is Good In Life
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forky, on a scale of 1 - to white trash are you a 10?
Do not post in this thread if you are ugly
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I haven't even seen a pic of you, so why should I post one? My pic is out there, I don't give a fuck. And I never said I was hot, only that more than one person has said that you're busted. Maybe you aren't who the fuck knows.