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Wicked stuff...Is he avalible for international bookings?

Date of WMC ? It is very important that they sort it out asap...The longer they leave it the harder it will be to confirm the artists for the events. There are a lot of events in Europe in March 2004 & there will be events all over the world. So if Mr Charlie Big Banana from WMC is reading this my sound,solid & wise advice is to "Pull your finger out sonny". Tally ho chaps ..what what.

Nonsense wraped up in bullshit. R.Hawtin dex & efx will be playing at The Mysteryland festival in Holland for the worlds biggest Trance company ID & T.The event has shit loads of DJs playing including Johan Gielen,Ferry & PVD. He is being paid the normal massive fee and playing in the "Cocoon Arena" with Sven Vath who happens to be the "GODFATHER of GOA TRANCE."(coccon also handle most of his Euro bookings.) Here is a link to the event. http://mysteryland.id-t.com/mysteryland2003/ This bullshit about Techno & Trance war is funny because people like Umek remix Tiesto & many producers are open to colaborate with Trance.DJ Montana is one of the hottest Tech House and Techno DJs in Holland at the moment and he his Tiesto's best mate.Dave Clarke is Tiesto's favorate DJ...the list is never ending. We do have here in Holland events called "I Hate Trance" but it not for Techno purists it is for "Gabber Hardcore" noise lovers & for skinhead nazis who love aggression. Some of you chaps need to remember that this is the " Party scene" and partys should be fun. check out our Dutch scene... http://www.rud-gr.com/wallpaperfolder/wallpapers-music/ This is some thing to think about young Andrew as you post your nonsense and rather sad gay pic.

here are some links to photos from the festival http://www.0900happyfew.com http://party.snt.utwente.nl/flock/SECTION/gallery/ACTION/single/PARTYID/5660/PUSERID/2269.html http://www.partyscene.nl then go to special reports or www.phonongraphic.com/freefloat http://www.dancevalley.com enjoy

I hope this works:D http://hes.iki.fi/video/LSD_Being_Tested_on_Brtish_Troops.mpg

Dutch time Maninstage hosted by MC Marxman 10:00 11:00 Marcella 11:00 12:00 Nick K 12:00 13:30 Bad Boy Bill 13:30 15:00 Armin van Buuren 15:00 16:20 Johan Gielen 16:20 17:45 Laidback Luke 17:45 19:15 Marco V 19:15 20:00 Junkie XL live 20:00 21:30 Sister Bliss 21:30 23:00 Tiësto Global 10:00 11:00 Shinedoe 11:00 12:15 Will Grant 12:15 13:30 Jack de Marseille 13:30 15:00 Renato Cohen 15:00 16:30 Monika Kruse 16:30 17:15 Secret Cinema live 17:15 18.30 Derrick May 18.30 19.45 Kevin Saunderson 19:45 21:00 Michel de Hey 21:00 23:00 Carl Cox Bedrock / Excession 10:00 11:00 Jonathan Lisle 11:00 12:00 Per 12:00 13:00 Fred Numf 13:00 14:15 James Zabiela 14:15 15:15 Hybrid live 15:15 16:30 Chris Fortier 16:30 18:00 Sander Kleinenberg 18:00 19:30 Jimmy van M 19:30 22:30 Sasha ::::B2B:::::John Digweed Impulz Arena 10:00 11:00 Ton TB 11:00 11:45 On The Wire live 11:45 12:45 Johan Cyber 12:45 13:45 Jurgen 13:45 14:30 303f live 14:30 15:30 Misja Helsloot 15:30 16:45 Astrid 16:45 18:00 Ferry Corsten 18:00 19:30 Don Diablo 19:30 21:00 Jean 21:00 22:30 Cor Fijneman Ultimate Breaks Arena 10:00 12:30 Mad Ed / Dab 12:30 14:00 L-Ende 14:00 15:30 Freq Nasty 15:30 17:30 Drummatic Twins 17:30 19:00 Ellis D 19:00 20:30 L Dopa 20:30 22:30 Roni Size Concept 10:00 11:00 Victor Coral 11:00 12:00 Erick E 12:00 13:00 Angelo 13:00 14:00 Dimitri 14:00 15:00 Tom de Neef 15:00 16:15 100%Isis 16:15 17:30 Lucien Foort 17:30 18:15 Filterheadz live 18:15 19:45 Umek 19:45 21:15 Montana 21:15 22:30 Benny Rodriguez HQ 10:00 11:00 Rossi vs Danny 11:00 12:00 Dave Randall 12:00 13:00 S:H:O:K:K: 13:00 14:00 Steve Hill 14:00 15:30 DERB vs Scot Project 15:30 16:30 Andy Farley 16:30 17:30 Dana 17:30 18:15 Organ Donors live 18:15 19:15 Lisa Lashes 19:15 20:30 Yoji Biomehanika 20:30 21:45 Tom Harding 21:45 22:45 JP Love Land 10:00 11:00 Godard 11:00 12:15 Brian S 12:15 13:30 Sebastien Leger 13:30 14:45 Roog 14:45 15:15 Nicolas Vallee (Live) 15:15 16:30 Behrouz 16:30 18:30 Deep Dish 18:30 19:45 Remy 19:45 21:00 Kiko 21:00 21:30 Vitalic (live) 21:30 22:30 Marnix Electro 10:00 11:30 Herr ARTer 11:30 13:00 Whiplash 13:00 13:30 Terry Toner live 13:30 15:30 Chicken Lips 15:30 17:00 Terry Toner vs Herr ARTer 17:00 18:30 Dion 18:30 20:30 John Selway 20:30 22:30 Kagami yeah there is more check http://www.dancevalley.com

:D It is good to be euro trash sometimes.

Dutch time Maninstage hosted by MC Marxman 10:00 11:00 Marcella 11:00 12:00 Nick K 12:00 13:30 Bad Boy Bill 13:30 15:00 Armin van Buuren 15:00 16:20 Johan Gielen 16:20 17:45 Laidback Luke 17:45 19:15 Marco V 19:15 20:00 Junkie XL live 20:00 21:30 Sister Bliss 21:30 23:00 Tiësto Global 10:00 11:00 Shinedoe 11:00 12:15 Will Grant 12:15 13:30 Jack de Marseille 13:30 15:00 Renato Cohen 15:00 16:30 Monika Kruse 16:30 17:15 Secret Cinema live 17:15 18.30 Derrick May 18.30 19.45 Kevin Saunderson 19:45 21:00 Michel de Hey 21:00 23:00 Carl Cox Bedrock / Excession 10:00 11:00 Jonathan Lisle 11:00 12:00 Per 12:00 13:00 Fred Numf 13:00 14:15 James Zabiela 14:15 15:15 Hybrid live 15:15 16:30 Chris Fortier 16:30 18:00 Sander Kleinenberg 18:00 19:30 Jimmy van M 19:30 22:30 Sasha ::::B2B:::::John Digweed Impulz Arena 10:00 11:00 Ton TB 11:00 11:45 On The Wire live 11:45 12:45 Johan Cyber 12:45 13:45 Jurgen 13:45 14:30 303f live 14:30 15:30 Misja Helsloot 15:30 16:45 Astrid 16:45 18:00 Ferry Corsten 18:00 19:30 Don Diablo 19:30 21:00 Jean 21:00 22:30 Cor Fijneman Ultimate Breaks Arena 10:00 12:30 Mad Ed / Dab 12:30 14:00 L-Ende 14:00 15:30 Freq Nasty 15:30 17:30 Drummatic Twins 17:30 19:00 Ellis D 19:00 20:30 L Dopa 20:30 22:30 Roni Size Concept 10:00 11:00 Victor Coral 11:00 12:00 Erick E 12:00 13:00 Angelo 13:00 14:00 Dimitri 14:00 15:00 Tom de Neef 15:00 16:15 100%Isis 16:15 17:30 Lucien Foort 17:30 18:15 Filterheadz live 18:15 19:45 Umek 19:45 21:15 Montana 21:15 22:30 Benny Rodriguez HQ 10:00 11:00 Rossi vs Danny 11:00 12:00 Dave Randall 12:00 13:00 S:H:O:K:K: 13:00 14:00 Steve Hill 14:00 15:30 DERB vs Scot Project 15:30 16:30 Andy Farley 16:30 17:30 Dana 17:30 18:15 Organ Donors live 18:15 19:15 Lisa Lashes 19:15 20:30 Yoji Biomehanika 20:30 21:45 Tom Harding 21:45 22:45 JP Love Land 10:00 11:00 Godard 11:00 12:15 Brian S 12:15 13:30 Sebastien Leger 13:30 14:45 Roog 14:45 15:15 Nicolas Vallee (Live) 15:15 16:30 Behrouz 16:30 18:30 Deep Dish 18:30 19:45 Remy 19:45 21:00 Kiko 21:00 21:30 Vitalic (live) 21:30 22:30 Marnix Electro 10:00 11:30 Herr ARTer 11:30 13:00 Whiplash 13:00 13:30 Terry Toner live 13:30 15:30 Chicken Lips 15:30 17:00 Terry Toner vs Herr ARTer 17:00 18:30 Dion 18:30 20:30 John Selway 20:30 22:30 Kagami yeah there is more check http://www.dancevalley.com

Not a trainwreck, more of a" Lost the train"....... The DJ's name was Craig Walsh from the UK & the venue was the Paradiso Amsterdam.Before playing his gig Craig popped into the 222 coffee shop to score something to smoke.He was givin four tubes of " Northen Lights Skuff Hash no 1".This was a mistake as the that "Skuff" shit will fuck up the even the most cronic heavy-weight smoker.The Paradiso was packed with about 1500 people and Craig was about 20 mins into a ok-ish set when he started to line up a mix. He had his headphones on and his head was rocking to the tune he was lining up when the track what was playing to the crowd stopped.Craig carried on rocking his head to the track in his headphones not knowing his was pumping out nothing to the 1500 bemused party people.This went on for a few mins b4 he changed his mind and spun round to quick to grab ahouther tune. He then noticed that there was a lack of music in the house... His face went red & the rest of his set sucked like a vacum cleaner. PS. Nice to be back.

Whoever made that Billboard flyer should be beaten with a broken stick. That is one ugly mother of a flyer. Sorry if I have offended anyone but I could not hold back.

Miami is the Dogs Bollox.... (try to think of a realy healthy pit bull with a big pair of balls swinging in the wind.) IE: The dogs bollox....Very nice and strong.

Ask here http://www.opiummiami.com

Have you seen our flyer booklet and if so what do you think ? http://www.dancevalley.com

Sorry Dave we have e mailed each other I think... My humor levels are a bit low.... I have been dealing with press knee jerk reactions over the chances of this and that,so I am a bit quick out off the blocks as they say....... But all the same your original headline nearly gave me a heart attack. Again please excuse my direct and foward tone.

this just in, all parties have been cancelled except -------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you trying to win "Knobby Knob Head" of the year award...? what kinda of promoter are you ?

send me a pm and I will sort it out 4 ya. as they say wat wat.

On top of our slamming WMC gig our crew have been getting ready for another massive shakedown we do called 4 Elements... Saturday 24th May 2003... This is a 14,000 people dance event we have in a huge complex in Rotterdam Holland called the Ahoy. The Ahoy is the Dutch Madison sq garden.....except you won't get tossed out for smoking a joint. What you will get is Arena 1 Mathew Deekay Guy Ornadel Johan Gielen Chicane (live) John Digweed Sister Bliss Michel de Hey Underwater Arena Darren Emerson Tim Deluxe Yousef Terra Diva (live) Paul Jackson & more Chill Arena Ollie Teeba (Herbaliser) Hero Bonardi Etro Anime Ambient Daan Odd Bod Hard house Arena Tom Harding JP Nick Sentience Organ Donors (live) Scott Mac Danny D & more nutters go to http://www.udc.nl more info soon..... We know this is off the track a little but we are working hard with the company directors telling us that we might start neglecting the Dutch events because of Miami. We think we can keep it real at home and come over to add a little Dutch pump to the WMC. You have to admit thats a slamming line up.....

We are getting a very big reaction from the Dutch public & a lot of flights are being booked.Dance Valley are the new newbies to Miami but we are learning fast. We were not 100% sure about doing pre-sale tickets for the event but now it looks like you will need a ticket to get in. Even if you are special VIP Charlie Big Banana music industry type. Please bear it in mind that our promotion for the Opium gig did not start yet as the flyer booklet and TV jingles etc are only just finished. Keep your eye on the streets and the screen.

Here are a few Dutch sites to keep you updated. http://www.partyscene.nl http://www.dancelinx.nl http://www.love2party.nl http://www.udc.nl Can we also get some info on afterpartys in Miami as we are being asked about this here in holland. Any good early morning sessions ?

hehe I don't see why she has to deny it...I was there one of the nights she was at *crobar* (reporters are dumb...it's like saying Levels or Liquids) and she looked as though the coke machine fell on top of her. "Where can I get my hands on one of those Coke Machines" ? Not that I would use it.. I would only have it for show. Honest.

thanks for the info... I will do the club to club dash thing as I have to have my Sanchez fix....Gotta have it.

Looks like you chaps have been working hard...Respect to all the crew @ Opium.

Miami problems are cool & the gang problems..... The underground is spreading gossip that Roger will have a pre -party early Thursday evening. I think I heard shore club but I am not sure. I will pop into the pre party b4 heading of down to Opium Valley to drink like a big fish in a sea of vodka. It would have also been nice to hear Sasha & Diggers plus that monster Techno line up that Tronic have... All in all these are the kinda problems we all need more of.

DJ's / Producers /Live acts. Alan Barratt Alex Ellenger Andy Farley Andy Haze Andy Weatherall Anthony Rother Aphrodite Armin van Buren Ashley Casselle Astrid Barthezz Billy Nasty Bob Sinclair Carl Cox Christian Smith Circulation Cor Fijnerman Cross Danny Rampling Darren Emerson Dave Angel Dave Clark Dave Randall Derrick May Dimitri Don Diablo Emjay Erick E Fabio Fausto Ferry Corsten Funk d’Void Gaetano Parisio Graeme Park Graham Gold Grooverider Guan Guy Ornadel Hepcat Hybrid Ignition Technician Kenny Ken Jay Samuel Jean Jefferson Jel Ford Joel Mull Johan Gielen JP Junkie XL Jurgen Lab 4 Laidback Luke Langue da Groovedealer Lucien Foort Marcella Marco Carola Mark van Dale Marshall Jefferson Matt Hardwick Michel de Heij Mix Master Morris Monroe Montana Morpheus Oliver Paul Edge Paul Oakenfold Per Pete Moss Pressure Quinten de Rozario Rachel Auburn Remy Rhythm Masters Roger Sanchez Roog Rossi Sander Kleinenberg Sasha Scott Bond Scumfrog Seb Fontaine Secret Cinema Simon Eve Sister Bliss Slam DJ's Speedy J Sterac Electronics Sterling Moss Steve Rachmad Technasia The Well Tiesto Tim Deluxe Tom de Neef Tom Harding Tony Thomas Velcro Fastener Underworld Umek Yoji Biomehanika & many many more.

I said this before and I will say it again..... It is all cool and the gang. I totaly understand your thing about Carl Cox not coming this year.I had excactly the same thing happen to us last year at the Dance Valley 2002 festival in Holland. This is the one event we have in our small country that normaly gets the pick of the worlds best DJ/producers. Last year we lost both Carl Cox & Tiesto to the Moby tour in the states. We were pissed about it but never held it against the DJs. Some you win some you lose. The last thing Carl will ever do is let people down. You just have to take these things on the chin and move on. Rght now in Holland I am having to explain to promoters why all the good Dutch DJs are in Miami from the 17th till the 23rd. They are realy unhappy about he fact that it is hard to book a good DJ coz those greedy bastards at Dance Valley have got them all in Miami. Thats the way it is. Give Carl a break...(and he will mix it)