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P.s. I went tanning yesterday and I look fucking hot. I'm going again today and tomorrow hoping to build my "base tan" I'll report back.

When did this turn into a matter of metrosexuality? I'm talking about tanning. Is there really a huge difference between laying out on the beach and laying on a tanning bed for 8 minutes? I'd rather spend 8 minutes on a bed than 3 hours on a beach with lotion glistening in the fucking sun. Do you argue all of your points this way? By exaggerating? I don't "primp" I don't get manicures or whatever the hell else you'd call primping. Oh, and btw, when you say "Americans"....To whom are you making a comparison? Because if you're talking about Europeans............................................

AHAHAHAHAHAAH Yeah, all they care about is winning. Maybe people like him should try going to Boston where "all they care about" is outbidding the Yankees on Cuban pitchers.

All they have are excuses. They try to compensate by using the Patriots as an excuse. They are literally losers. Fucking pathetic.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....guess what? THE TOPIC IS BASEBALL, THUGLIFE. Also, are you trying to compare Boston Sports to New York/New Jersey? Devils, Nets.... Bruins, Celtics? Oh, ok.

Furthermore, how do people label this a rivalry? Don't both sides need to actually win once in awhile to actually be a rival? Personally, I think it's more of a David and Goliath type deal. The hatred and envy of the Yankees is what fuels this "rivalry"

Oh, and I don't live and die with whether or not the Yankees win the Series. You wanna know why? Because I've already expeienced 4 World Series wins. Yeah, that's right. I've been to a VICTORY parade. Have you? It really is amusing to sit back and watch you people get so fucking emotional. Chances are you'll die never having experienced a World Series victory parade. Live with it.

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I like how you Boston fans like to downplay history. jtk, you make some of the worst analogies I've ever seen. Let me flip it around for you: If over the last decade I banged twenty six models and you haven't banged one, that doesn't mean anything? And are you telling me that if you happen to bang a model this year, you'l have dwarfed all of my accomplishments? Dude, your team hasn't done jack in almost 90 FUCKING YEARS! Get over it, already. The Yankees are what teams strive to be. A dynasty. Nah fuck that, a fucking EMPIRE. In your dilluted mind you think that if we were to play a a twenty seven game series, and I were to win the first twenty six with you winning the last one.....OMG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HAPPENED IN THOSE OTHER GAMES!! I WIN TODAY AND THAT IS ALL THAT IS IMPORTANT!!!!1111ONEONEONEONE p.s. You're acting awefully cocky this early in the season...You'd think you clam chowder momo's wouldv'e learned a lesson by now.

Cool, thank you very much!

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You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do? I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

damn i dont wanna end up working at red lobster you already DO work at red lobster yeah, but its part time, dick

Frank: You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok

thunderstorms, though. =/

This offense has the capability to put up several 10 run innings througout the season. I'm not worried about the hitting. It's the pitching which worries me. Lieber should finally making his first start of the season this week, I think. Let's see how that works out.

This board was horrible 2, 3 years ago. All pathetic merge/Temps unfunny drama. And the reason this board sucks is because most of the people that post on it are not funny/entertaining.

Yeah, the bats are finally coming alive. Brown looked good. First time he's started the season 4-0 since he was back in Texas. This sweep was huge, much needed. I just want another strong start from Contreras until July comes along to trade for the Big Unit or someone like that.

This computer keeps freezing and it's fucking up my flow.

My unborn children are going to be visiting her chin soon. Just sayin

I'm gonna splatter her with my heat seeking moisture missile.