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ditto...

like peanut butter...?

yea but staten island has the easiest whores that wear the most make-up and the most fakest tans with fake personalities... i wanna smack em all ^^ those chicks are the reason why i never leave my apartment unless it's to get off the island

i wouldn't do it in a crowded place just because it's crowded ya know? like i wouldn't do it on a platform in a club with everyone surrounding us... but i have done it in a parked car by the entrance of south beach (in SI) while there were people walking up and down the boardwalk...

lmaooooooo i love that movie

cafe pasta's food S-U-C-K-S dave... A&W is only good for late nite munchies or after-club food... il pomodoro on hylan and garretson

baby blue scrub pants and a white baby teee

...the first thing he saw was me bent over with my ass in the air... how's that for an interesting meeting? na... he was a friend of my cousin's and they were coming over to hang out but when they walked in through the door, i was looking for the back of my earring post under the couch and my ass was aimed toward the doorway... that's gonna be such a great story to tell our kids if we ever have any "daddy met mommy's ass first"

listen old man.... shut your trap before i throw out your hip for ya

tonite is such a great nite to fall asleep because of the rain and all and yet... i can't fuckin' sleep

my fav scene was out of "unfaithful" in the stairwell... it wasn't a cheesy lovescene... it was fuckkkkkking

... i'm hereeeeeeeeee ...

yea... roll around in a fireplace or something and get all sweaty

it's the whole rescue fantasy kinda thing... firemen = hero... add hottness, a uniform and a hose... we for them

maybe she has roast-beef curtains

i like her bikini and her tan

introduce him to someone you don't like

that happened to me in cancun... we were scuba diving and as soon as i ducked my head in the water a huge ass fish swam right in front of my goggles... i started screaming underwater and almost drowned myself wasn't a shark but still it was scary...

you have no idea... i'm terrified of the ocean... i love the beach and all and i love to swim but the things IN the water T.E.R.R.I.F.Y. M.E.

congratulationssssssssssss...

even private pools...?

that's scary... pools

wait.. another question... does that bother you guys when us girls are blabbering and say "why i am telling you all this?"...

good point... so then she could just hang out with him as friends and brag about a boyfriend and how hot he is and great the sex is... even a pretend boyfriend works... maybe this way he'll back off