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i3itch

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  1. I cry everytime the brother dies
  2. Talking to myself and listening to Billy Idol
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    z100

    Some people like hearing the same song every 5 minutes
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    Toe rings

    I think they look cute if you're feet are all pedicured and everything. DEF can't rock one with corns... Not purdy
  5. I never listened to that song even though it's played 438579348758934 times every hour... Flip the station
  6. It worked with me once. We started out as friends. Worked our way up to booty calls. Then we started going out. We broke up. Still went for booty. Booty stopped. Now we're still close friends.
  7. I hit a baby berdie once. I even swerved to get out of its way cuz I saw the lil thing coming right at me but nope... Still hit it. Look in the rearview mirror and all I saw was feathers... Poor LiL Berdie RIP
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    X Ray Porn

    HeH... Thats kinda cool...
  9. Thats so wrong but I was kinda expectin it... P.S. You guys remember you saying this the next time you get blue balls...
  10. As much as the movie fckin annoys me I always cry at the end of "Titanic"... "Steel Magnolias" makes me cry also... "Liar Liar" ALWAYS makes my sides hurt Jim Carrey
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    attn bitch

    I only come out at night... And thats only sometimes...
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    attn bitch

    Cuz... you piss me off and thats the only side you'll see from me ever again
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    attn bitch

    Doesn't matter... If I molest a guy => he'll buy me a drink If a guy buys me a drink => I might molest the guy... Works either way ...
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    attn bitch

    No... I don't molest people on the main floor... I wait until we're by the bar
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