Chicago does not indeed have some decent clubs. Imagine Glow, add about 20 lbs to all the women, add about 30 lbs to all the men in their gut, park a bunch of IROCs and Firebirds outside, sprinkle liberally with cheap smelling beer, then clone that establishment about ten times. There's your Chicago club scene. I like Omaha. It's damn white but they sure are friendly people.