[Bling's Review of Edgar V @ Crobar (w tonie as hostess)]

I didn't see him, but I hope he had a great birthday!!

[Bling's Review of Edgar V @ Crobar (w tonie as hostess)]

And to my dear friend tonie, you looked beautiful last night, and yes unfortunately you couldnt be downstairs as much !! (missed you!). Thank you for ecerything and for the hook up!

Mama, you looked absolutely GORGEOUS (well, you always do), but I thank you so much for being a trooper and sporting that beautiful nighty you were wearing.

[Bling's Review of Edgar V @ Crobar (w tonie as hostess)]

Thanks Bling!

I had a great time! It got even better once we got downstairs and heard Edgar tearing it up!! You rock Edgar!!

A huge thank you to my girlfriends that showed up styling their Lingerie just for me: Jackie, Mich, Maribel, Adriana... you ladies are awesome .

Check out the gallery of pics:

www.TonieAguilera.com/invboard

[Atten FLIP : Here you go homeboy! Hosting New Jersey's Hottest Party Tonie Aguilera]

You got both our pinkies in that mix.

[Sex Board meet-up......Aug 7th At XS]

I want a b-day kiss if I come!

I suggest you come then!! You know we've been wanting to meet your punk ass.

[Guys Penis Names]

Lol... when we started out many moons ago, we used to call ourselves Dark Vader and Mama Leya.

[Sex Board meet-up......Aug 7th At XS]

my thoughts are absolutely, positively nuthin!! But I'll still go anyways to have a b-day drink or 2

I'm a woman of my word

I don't know about you all, but I know what (or who) I'M doing next weekend ... what you do is all up to you. Good luck!

[Happy Birthday Funketeer!!!]

Happy B-day Sir Funk.... we're celebrating tonight in style

[So, who's it gonna be you Casanovettes]

Who will be the 1st board chick to bang bullseye

LOL!! Love the last choice.

[Sex Board meet-up......Aug 7th At XS]

K who's going to create a distraction so I can kidnap Tonie for a while?????

You're playing with fire sweetie....

You're gonna love the heat.

[Last Weekend to PARTY....we're moving outta miami]

See you on Friday, I'm sure it's gonna be a hell of a going away party-weekend!

[Bling's Review of Roland & Rocky@Cafeteria]

I had a fucking BLAST last night. Drinks were Puurrfect. I was so drunk when I left the car felt like a roller coaster ride.

Great crowd in the place. Flip and I had dinner before and it was delicious.

And Lula, thanks for keeping me company on my back break.

See you guys tomorrow!

~Tonie.

[a woman should have...]

A woman should know the 5 secrets to a great relationship:

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four men never meet.

I found one man with all those 4 things!

and Lina, love the post.

[piss, gynocologist, periods ....]

Yes also love to pick at peeling skin from sunburns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too! I used to pick at my dad's sunburned peeling skin all the time!

Not scabs though, that leaves marks. Or pimples either. That was my sister's job.

[getting nervous]

I hope everybody does at some point in their life.

[I had a HORRIBLE experience with my gyno yesterday.]

I'm going to make an appointment with a better gyno ASAP to make sure no perm. damage has been done, but unfortunately the only other one available is booked for 3 months solid... my healthcare plan sucks, I'm going to upgrade to another one asap. You just can't put a price on health.

I'm writing up formal complaints right now, and hopefully something will be done... I don't want anyone else to go through anything like that, and I think there have been problems with this particular doc before.

For the women out there... always get a second opinion, never trust a doc immediately, and get OUT if you feel uncomfortable. I made the mistake of staying...

Sweetie, you have to call CRYING saying that you're in a lot of pain that you don't know what this doctor did to you. Be dramatic. They usually have emergency appointments at all doctors offices. And be heard when you're there!

[I had a HORRIBLE experience with my gyno yesterday.]

That totally sucks. Take whatever action you can, and get a new pap smear done by another doctor, just in case he did use dirty stuff in you.

And fuck up his car or something (that was my first instinct... stupid asshole .)

[home made lubercation.]

I'll take some good ol spit, thank you very much

[The "NEW" Pill]

I still prefer the patch. I don't have to worry about taking any pills. I can put it anywhere on my butt, abdomen, on my upper back. Right now I have it in the middle of my upper back so that my hair covers it. Change it once a week and I'm good... no more babies!!

The only thing I've heard about the depo shot and those period sustaining pills is that you can gain a lot of weight. I'm sure that differs between different women.

[Edgar V @ MIA Lounge CD Release Party RoLL CaLL]

That was a hell of a party! I've never seen Mia's so packed. You couldn't even walk... upstairs and downstairs!

[Guest List for Crobar, Friday July 30th]

Hum...July 30? July 30? Wait a minute...MY BIRTHDAY!!!

:eek:

Celebrations!!

[Happy Bday Tired]

Happy Birthday Roger!

[hiromi oshima]

Lol... I know what implants look and feel like. She doesn't have implants. Gotta give the girl credit where it's due. She's got great natural cans. Be happy for her!

[Sex Board meet-up......Aug 7th At XS]

nah...can't get there

besides...you don't wanna meet me anyways...God help ya if u do? lol

3 people have offered to give you rides... and you can't get there?

You suck!

And phatman... we love you for who you are sweetie, belly and all

[Sex Board meet-up......Aug 7th At XS]

LOL well you have the body for it. I'll be rocking jeans and a T-Shirt. thanks