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Nothing filthy about making out in the leather clad backset of your car while Kares 16 year old sister watched

Thats what I was talking about, Kares....not the public bathroooms, as IF!

theres always the RISE bathrooms, Kares

We will be on the stage, so giving head will be hard to get away with

3 days...hoooooooooooooo free before 11:00 on list...hooooooooooooooo Bons in a fur coat...hooooooooooooooooo send me an e-mail for the redic list: eli@phuturephunk.com also...hoooooooooooooooo

best Phoenix boat crusie I have been on. Everyone was in top form...all of you Someone please elaborate on Bons performance at News

Good times at TGI Thursday's wow, Kares was on fire after that gallon of beer

I'll be stopping in!

Jaysus...I'm stull wasted! Good time last night, I don't rememebr much past midnight at all. I remember some banging tunes though. Best Tuesday night out in a long time. Ouch!

Ok, all you proactive people....we are starting to take names for the guestlist at Avalon for PorterHouse. Get you and your friends names on there now for this special free admission offer.... FREE ADMISSION BEFORE 11:00PM ON LIST! E-mail: eli@phuturephunk.com Thanx

Had a goodtime, club was slow but fun, roof patio was tight, sharing bed with Hoska - priceless

Special contest soon to be announced for PorterHouse. First prize is the chance to lick a booger from Steve's schnozz!

Welcome to the rat races, flava

Where the hell is TeamJ5 ?

In case of a tie, whomever has the best tan will walk home with the prize..... $25 gift certificate to Sizzle Tanning in Saugus

New at PorterHouse...... 'Booger Pies'!!

Jeff, that was impressive, you win the golden ball Micali and Lauren also get an honorable mention for some fine bowling Ok, we need to do this again sometime, 2 lanes, and a few more people. Kares, next time we wont have so many margueritas before bowling

There's no wrong way to eat or spell booger

OFFICIAL FLYER FOR RISE AFTER-PARTY:

Happy Birthday, Keep workin on that tan

That was shortly before I dumped the pie all over the mixer and turntable...lol

We are all very excited about this PorterHouse Tour Kickoff in Boston in a few weeks. A lot of work has been put into this and you will see at Avalon why Porterhouse made such waves in Miami for WMC. The decor, the visuals, and the vibe all brought together by our family of friends is what sets PorterHouse apart from any typical night out at a club. The offer for free admission before 11:00PM on our list, reflects our desire to have everyone participate in the party, and we hope everyone can make it out to this, theres plenty of room for you all. Also please visit the www.porterhouse-online.com website where you can download Coldplay 'Speed of Sound' (Steve Porter Remix) for free, and sign up for the Portehouse mailing list. Cheers, Eli

Is it christmas? Flava, you rock my tube sox Kares, we both should have had someone more responsible call in and say we have mono yikes

On Friday, July 22, Embrace presents the Boston debut of PORTERHOUSE Featuring: STEVE PORTER - www.djsteveporter.com ELI WILKIE - www.eliwilkie.com BON JOHNSON - Live!, performing the hit 'Slumber Party Massacre' PORTERHOUSE, the undisputed wildest party of WMC 2005, makes its Boston debut! Elaborate visuals by Morpheus (Vancouver) Elaborate PORTERHOUSE decorationsby RKM (Miami) PORTERHOUSE dancers Hosted by: GILF FREE ADMISSION BEFORE 11:00PM WITH LIST! Free Porterhouse promo CDs to the first 100 people For more information visit: www.porterhouse-online.com FREE COLDPLAY REMIX BY STEVE PORTER DOWNLOAD @ WWW.PORTERHOUSE-ONLINE.COM After Porterhouse don't forget to head to RISE for another form of decadent debauchery: