DJ DADDY DRE

Thanks for all the pointers.... only one thing tho... All the bi-chicks I know are big, brawny and masculine or used to men! Plus I've never tried X nor coke just lots of liquor & weed (hydro)! By the way I was just in Miami like a month ago. (Flew down to spin the after party for the World Cup Soccer Match Haiti vs. Jamaica@ Orange Bowl Stadium) I met a few babes out there but they singin the same ol song.....

I been fantasizing for a long time about having a menage-et-trois (3 some) with 2 exotic beautiful bi-sexual women for the longest time..... I'm a pretty popular guy and all the hot babes I know aren't into that.... I've tried twice and just about got cursed out!!!

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Get it Right...Miss Fuckingham Palace You either " Have Sex" or "Make Love" it's entirely up to you!!!

Matter of fact I'd like to know truthfully... Everyone how much money did you really make? Shit... after a couple of shots of Hennesy I might fuck you and ya ugly sister:bounce: right in the ladies room

For the record.... I haven't done it but I think I'd like to try it atleast once... but I think I would've been better off born a woman... because I would moonlight as a stripper and gladly have sex for $$$ (But then what about the assholes who want more than a one night stand?)

In the end.... Telling the truth will set you FREE! The only other alternative is to tell him that you're engaged and about to move in with this mystery man and off the market! These 2 are totally fail safe!!!

ONLY IF THEY CAN KEEP THE MUTHAFUCKAS OFF OF THE STEROIDS!

Ever heard this before? Once you go Black.....You'll never go Back!!! It's a fact! I think this was taken from Jungle Fever (1991)

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I've only experienced two dating disasters... Funny thing is they were both with the same girl..... Now....the first time we go out my checking account debit card was denied at the BBQ restaurant in Times Square because AOL fucked up my balance by taking two payments that month...and then there's the second time where after she's moved outta the Bronx she drives all the way down from upstate New York to come to have dinner with me then attend one of my parties at China Club... but she never read the the no parking sign. So things go wrong when her car gets towed by NYPD!!! Yeah...It was pretty bad because she didn't have the $$$ for the ticket or to get it back and I damn sure wasn't driving her all the way back upstate at 5:00am in the morning....in December....it was so cold...BBBBRRRRR! Anyway she ended up spending the night with me at the crib and because the sex was so unforgettable... I ended up loaning her the cash to get the car back so she so the storage fees wouldn't accumulate but I kept the car til she paid me back 2 weeks later.

I concur..... So I guess it's 1200's forever!

I concur..... So I guess it's 1200's forever!

I concur..... So I guess it's 1200's forever!

Thanks... A fellow turntable luva I am....I'm just not quite sold on totally giving up my vinyl for CD's. Everyone says I should but it just doesn't feel the same...

Now....If you like Long Island Iced Teas... and can find the teddy bear shaped squeeze bottle....of Honey! Honey squeezed on breasts and clit will make for an unforgettable experience....but you can only do this in the jacuzzi because your sheets will be a sticky mess!

My advice is... Try this a few times and see what happens... Invite them both to a club and reserve a table.... Pick them up in a nice car or SUV, Dress fashionably and always smell good. Set up situations where it appears you're the life of the party wherever you go! Have the cellphone ringing off like a hot box & make it appear like you have lots of cool friends even if you're not so popular. Then see who's most eager to dance with you. Make sure your so confident and so cool... that she (the better of the two) would almost be a fool not to go out with you at least once! Once you get your game up like me you can have them both at once... Get back to me and let me know what happens.

Here I go....working things out for J-Lo's Birthday Bash@Halo in NYC Too bad we got shut down! http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/11351361

She's not all that.... Just ask Justin Timberlake! Didn't he kick her to the curb for Janet because the pussy was wack?