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you wont know about any of them.

I did not vote for Tonie Aguliera.

If you mixed the genes of Dr. Egon Spangler and Tiny Tim you would create a identical image of this cretin. Bling, do you realize that the only reason they let your giraffe like 104 pound frame into a club is because of the worthless review you spend 2 hours writing about, but fail to mention the times you got laughed at, spit on, ignored, and asked to move into the corner?

A little metro? How about you wipe the wop cock custard off your pertruding hairlip and listen to the verbal labial cheese your stinking up this thread with. A little metro is moisturizing your face or taking care of yourself you hoola hoop earing wearing tiger stripe fingernail sporting pig in a wig. Your "boys" make Tom, Jai, Ted, Carson and Kyan look like flanel shirt wearing construction workers downing Bud Lights @ McInnis's talking about the Giants Nickleback option. That is why Westchester and Long Island guinnies/guidettes are the butt of every joke and get spit on and laughed at by us "city folk". One day you will realize that guys who do a keg stand into a tub of L.A Looks level 50, squeeze their post Hollywood tanned frilly frame into sisters cut off BeBe tank top, and bathe in Aqua Di Gio get half as much respect and class as Clem the 23rd Street corner store bums korn spackled shit nugget. I think that you are a Fran Dresher sounding pre-teen who just got her popmadour streaked platinum blond and is in dire need of a reality check. Every guy you date is a confused tool who shall realize 5 years down the line what he looked like and acted. Now go take your Canal St bought Vuitton bag and fold your yeast infected piss flaps into a paraglyde so you can transport yourself back to whatever shithole you pollute because you're about as done as Clinton's presidential term, and you had to spend the last 3 years givin' head instead of receiving.

"cleaned up her image" you dolts have no idea what you are talking about.

it seems as if all the refugee rafts have paddled their way into this board and began to settle down. 98% of the posters last names end in "ez" now.Think of it as a Cyber Little Havana.

what a fugly tool.

Good question elf boy... because when I was here a while ago he'd frequently update his sig with random broads to fit the Club Planet E-Cyber Cool Circle.

While I was traveling the world catching rays from the finest beaches and eating calamari with Beckham, this junkyard decided to upgrade its format. Like your blotchy complexion my user name turned into shit. I created a new one for a bit and parted with the old like your chicklet sized gap teeth. Had to throw in those two zingers.

thats ok chico, all the naked chick images you have in your avatar/signature's which get updated every 3 days still dont hide the fact that your a grimey lowlife skinny dork who gets less pussy then a Butabi brother. Throw away your H&M 50% off discount card, brush your gap teeth, and do some pushups, its not too late to change.

Since when has Tonie Agulera become a Playboy Playmate? Arent those only the one a month highly selected girls, or does every broad who does a triple back issue become one. oh and I hope this is not ou128

koky you greasy chicano, I still see your wearing your rhinestone studded pink belt with matching BeBe capri pants, while powersliding to and fro to the beats of Pet Shop Boys, trying to imitate your idol Agador 'Spartacus' from Birdcage. My post was not a que for you to stick that blackhead covered hook nose and babble out some worthless comment in your broken third world Papi Chulo accent. Now go double wrap your foreskin around your oblong head and parachute off the nearest high rise building you rat fink.

I'm down. I need to catch up on my e-cyber board buddie meetups.