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Suppose you were a rock star, a gazzilionaire, the lucky bastard who opened a genie bottle and got ten wishes, or were just so incredibly charming your could snare any celebrity of choice, which ten celebrities have you most wanted to sex up a storm with for one night each? What ten babes have most made your loins roast and your cock hard (or nipples for you babilicious honeys)? Let's go boys, spill your secrets, your dreams, and your nut juice! Here's my list: 1 Lucy Lui 2 Christina Aguilera 3 Stacey Dash 4 Mira Sorvino 5 Adriana Lima 6 Zhang Ziyi 7 Jessica Alba 8 Mila Kunis 9 Vida Guerra 10 Shakira I purposely left the steamy hot babe Halle Berry off my list, because my buddy Darth Horney is hot and heavy for her so I'll leave her to him. That's the kind of friend I am.

I agree with that opinion. There are many women who are beautiful by societies standards but still don't do anything for me.

On the floor of my bedroom, on a soft blanket and not on the bed, because my bed made too much noise and my mom was downstairs. I was 17. But the first time I got a blowjob and had an orgasm was when I was 15 in the co-ed steamroom of a healthclub, by a 30+ married woman. I know it sounds incredible and amazing to believe, but it's true.

I have a cure for that. Post here: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?t=242122

Geez, some people just don't get it. Some people think depression is what happens when you favorite team loses or your car breaks down or your sweetheart breaks up with you, that you're sad and that's "depressed". But people with serious depression don't have any control over it, it affects them all day every day no matter what. They wake up depressed and they go to sleep depressed. They can win the multi-million dollar lottery and they'll still be depressed. They can have 1400 women wanting to fuck them and suck them, and they're still depressed, they can have all the success in the world and they're still depressed (Kurt Kobain, anyone?). Depression is caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain which affects the emotions so that the person is always depressed. They can't help it. They can't just snap out of it. They can't say, "I'm going to make myself not be depressed." It doesn't work that way. Imagine this. You have dark glasses permanantly attached to your face. Every minute of every day of every month of every year you see the world, and life, through the dark lenses. Let's say that the lenses make everything look gray. Blue skies look gray. White doves look gray. Flowers and bright colors look gray. Everything looks dark gray to you and you can't will yourself to see everything light, because you're always looking through the gray lenses. Someone tells you, look at the pretty red flowers! But to you they're gray. Then they tell you, looks at the beautiful green grass and trees on the mountains, with the white clouds near the top. But to you the green grass is gray, the trees are gray, and the clouds are gray. And you can't control it because that is how your eyes see the world, because of the gray lenses. And you don't have the ability to remove the lenses. That's how life is to some people with depression. What people with depression need to do is see a doctor who can prescribe anti-depression medication for them, and they have to take it every day. A good anti-dep. med can alter the chemical imbalance and help them see the world without the gray lenses. It is a whole new world when the lenses fall off. With some people the depression is so severe that meds don't completely contain the chemical imbalance, but at least they will have some more control over the emotions and their life. Notallthere: I have read that people with depression become withdrawn from friends and sometimes sabotauge their own relationships. Some know they need meds but refuse to take them, and some others don't realize that meds can help them and so don't even ask about them. I hope that you're the second type of person. See a doctor and explain your symptoms and get yourself on a good anti-depression med. It can make all the difference to you, your life, your family, and your girlfriends. But be prepared for the side effects. Almost all anti-dep meds affect your libido, lessening your interest in sex and the pleasure of sex. Try Wellbutrin, it doesn't have that effect. Prozac, Paxil, Celexa, and many others do. Effexor is another one which I don't think affects the libido. But if you get on a med which lessens your libido, look on the bright side, any girlfriend will love having sex with you. Why? I'll put it bluntly this way...when I was on the first 3 meds I mentioned, I lasted an hour to two hours in bed with my girlfriend! I didn't feel it that much, and it was an hour or more before I shot my load, though when we watched porn flicks together I came a lot quicker. I think that was because she got so horny that she creamed a lot heavier and it felt better. Or maybe that combined with the porn getting me horny despite my weak libido helped. Good luck!

Holy dick pain! He's got his cock pointing in directions an erect cock can't be pointing in without tearing it off. Ouch.

The weirdest place I had sex? I got a blowjob from a married woman in the coed steamroom of a healthclub. The second best part was that it was the first blowjob I ever got. The first best part was that I was only 15. No lie.

I see your avatar implies you like eating pussy.

Thanks, it gives new meaning to being able to bop a chick from both ends, huh?

Heh, I'd rather see some pics of you to be honest. Enquiring minds want to see.

Is she the same gal as in your avatar, or is that you? What is that you love about her? Enquiring minds want to know.

Damn, naughty, you are one fine gorgeous lady!

^ Good one.

She might have a disease called nipplenadalitus. The nip and aereola harden and pop off like caps off a beer bottle. It's a shocking condition, and has caused blindness to those who get nailed in the eyes by the semi-cannon balls.

This thread is like the Vagina Monologues. I shouldn't be here, I don't have a pussy....but I sure like it when pussies have me!

Sorry to hear that, Darth Horny. It sounds like you can't get your ship into anyone's harbor.

When sleeping in a bunk bed, which bunk do you prefer?

Damnit, my keyboard is possessed. Pay this post no mind either.

Pay this post no mind. I posted twice by mistake. Happens sometimes when I have to type with one hand.

Holy hot roasted testicles, Batman! There are some damn fine lovely ladies on this board!

Sorry for the holdup, but I can't find my jester hat.