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You said you love me. you two timer! don't break my hart! i thought we had something special when you said you love me. why do you do this to me? is it because i dont have a dick? i have good hands and a long tongue.

Shut up. mimes are not supposed to talk. they are all evil and deceptive. never trust a mime. ever. never ever.

I fucky fucky you hard up your ass, you likey likey a lot until your see it's a fat long cucumber. because I don't have a dick. all vegtables for yu. then well give the vegtables to the homeless to eat, like the homeless slut who bit off my dick.

Who you calling a FSN? I oughta bitch slap you for calling me a fsn. What the shit is a fsn?

even though I donna have a dicky?

Wisdom from a wise guy.

Im not the first person making messages here who got his dick chewed off by a homless crack ho? who is the one who came before me? I should meet him and form a dickless harem boy club.

i can dance faster without a dick but i have to pee sitting down. i should go to a specialist and get a vagina like gabo.

Hes scared you could bite his dick off and chew it. happened to me once.

Better a little penis than no penis at all. i with I had his penis.

Don't poke sport of me kid. I have both 2 nutz. The cunt only bit off my dick. Godamn homeless slut. Trust me, dont let a homelss crack ho suck your dicker. Bithc was mad hungry. I tried to get it back but the ho kept chewing. I screamed stop cunt, gimme my dick back!!!! but the ho kept chewing. I hate homeless dick eating crack ho cunts. I hope they all get crabs and lose bladder control.

So you're one of those shemales? Male with tits and a vagina. I wish I was one of those.

I need work, looking for Saudi shiek to hire me to watch his harem. i have no dick so I wont fuck your bitches. any shieks out there?

banananas are mushy. You have a vagina? Are you a guy or a girl?

Who wants to sit on my face? im so hungry ill make you an all I can eAt buffet. Who bitches who want to sit on my face and cum, cum, cum, cum?

I have a tube hose thing and strAP ON for fucking.

thanks, but i cant drink a lot, its hard to pee without a dick.

I canna make dem happy in bed, they laugh when i take my pants off. i have no dick. i'm dickless. im good with me tunge doh. i canna even:

I cant shoot loads, a cunt bit off my dick.