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lisette325

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  1. You guys do not know how bad I want to go tonight. I'm really thinking about leaving Mandy with the kids and go hang out with you guys. You guys have no idea. I need a stress reliever.
  2. Hi Everyone. My name is MAMAMELAKRIKA. I'm from Hialeah and I'm a hooker on Okeechobee. Looking for some fine homies that want to feel on this sexy latina. HOLLA!!!!
  3. Spelling Check : Calluses
  4. lisette325

    Miami Bound

    Traime Mani Moto o Super Coco.
  5. I just saw it in the news about the snow. It looks like a freaking blizzard. how beautiful. Se va a congelar los cojones
  6. Thank God that this is for real cause it was starting to sound like one of R. Kelly's 20 Chapters of Trapped in the Closet
  7. Felicidades Pendejo Frisado. Be sure to wear a nice wool scarf around them balls.
  8. No hables mierda carajo. Now for that comment, I send you a blizzard. Would you likes some oreos in it?
  9. This is what happens when you live in the DUUURTY SOUTH! LOL. Only Koky would be listening to this while living in Cutler Ridge! I'm gonna stay Flyyyyyyyy, Til I dieeeeeee
  10. Oye te fuistes sin despedirte cabron. Por eso te congelaras el culo.
  11. No Prob! We all need to get a group together and make a pit stop there. Even though they don't have much sitting room.
  12. that reminds me of the night at Dave and Busters. Que cagalera chico. De milagro no soltastes el culo en el baño.
  13. It's Casola's Pizza on US1 and 17 Avenue. Those slices of pizza are huge. Two people can eat from that huge slice. IT is absolutely awesome. I need to go back.
  14. lisette325

    Attn: Candy

    Las dos son un par de locas. Dolphin Mall sucks. Es el mall de las cheap putas. I hate going there. Even when I go to Dave N Busters I get fustrated with all the stupid people that go there.
  15. I think this happened around that time. We were pretty naive in the 80's. If you ate green m & m's they will make you horny. I remember my friends saying that shit. It was so stupid.
  16. Oye Cabron, What's up with you. Long time no talk or see you bitch. Ya se olvidaron de mi. Bueno, hope all is well with you.
  17. Bandwagon fan huh? Not cool. then you were never a true fan. A true fan stick to them through the good and the bad. LET's GO DOLPHINS. KICK some BUC ass.
  18. I left you a message in your voicemail biatch. Sorry I didn't catch your call on friday but I hope you have a great birthday and the Dolphins kick some bills ass today.
  19. And I heard she was pregnant while they taped it. Now why would I want to see Pot belly trailer trash bitch have sex with her nasty husband? For that I would of recorded myself while I was pregnant with my daughter.
  20. I love it. Hey Nexus did you help them out with the layout?
  21. Yes XM has the Move and The System. And they play nonstop house and trance. Mixes from famous dj's and all. I listen to it everyday while at work
  22. Looks like a regular Night at the Roxbury.
  23. http://www.wickedfunny.com/fl.shtml?whackbritney.htm Have fun wacking the hell out of Britney Spears with a greasy sausage. Happy Hump Day
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