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Nahhhhhhhhhhh, I like that feelin:bounce:!!!!

My thoughts EXACTLY!!!!!

Oh WOW, I think I just got a HARDON:idea:!!!! Ok Ok, enough with the stripping already I wanna see that chic getting the FUCK BANGED OUT OF HER by someone, and if I was close by I would suck on his DICK after it came out of HER:bounce:!!!!

You mean to tell me that some women have to wait for the COLD weather to have HARD NIPPLES.............Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, then mine seem to have the seasons FUCKED UP, them bitches think its winter year round and shit:bounce: !!!!

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Now thats FUNNY:laugh:!!!!

MONO MARIO:laugh:!!!!

Comparisons can be made between 2 body types when they are almost the same....otherwise, there is no point to it.

Well the majority says BUSH sucks.....and he is still president;)!!!!

TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY TYPES!!!!Therefore they are EACH HOT in their own way, but I myself prefer MEAT on women.....im not saying Agustina is not hot, im just saying in a WHOLE OTHER WAY!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so ur saying ur a JACKASS???

On a bit of a POWER TRIP there POD;)!!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy thats what I said, well ALMOST:tongue:!!!!

AGREED, AGUSTINA is a GIRL...............VIDA IS A WOMAN!!!!!

FUCK IT, put them both to eat each others BOX:bounce:!!!!!I GOT SHOTGUN!!!

What a coincidence 2 chics you will NEVER even get a WHIFF OF!!!!!!BTW, I Like VIDA BETTER TOO!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I dont know..... I found this one I kind like it!!!

TOO MUCH DICK, makes you do those THINGS!!!!

Birthday Present

Well:laugh:!!!

What a DAMN SHAME INDEED!!!!

Feliz CumpleANOS Loco !!!!! Have fun with the SNOW BUNNIES;)!!!

AWESOME!!!!!

So you wouldn't HIT IT:aright:???