phrankadelic Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.Your orgasms are real. Always.Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.Wedding plans take care of themselves.You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.Foreplay is optional.Car mechanics tell you the truth.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.The world is your urinal.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.Same work... more pay.Wrinkles add character.You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...If you retain water, it's in a canteen.People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.Princess Di's death was just another obituary.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.Porn movies are designed with you in mind.Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why bicycles are better than Women...Bicycles don't get pregnant.You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.Bicycles don't have parents.Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.You can share your Bicycle with your friends.Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.Bicycles don't get headaches.Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.Bicycles don't care if you're late.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Frank outta control ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treepwood Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Dosn't Queen Have a song about that?I wanna ride my bicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Im getting a bicycle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Frank, that's good shit there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 ok ok .... im getting a divorce & im buying a bike !!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Good one Frank!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 hey the girls can't have all the fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 No ELMO from me for you!! :goofy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by koky ok ok .... im getting a divorce & im buying a bike !!! :laugh: ROLMFAO :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 ok...who invited you monica!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I got my invite right here, Mr. Frank!! Signed & Stamped by you bitch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 well the postman will deliver...so we can save a lil of and for later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 You ain't nothing but talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Monica's finally logged on! There goes the neighborhood...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by joeygk Monica's finally logged on! There goes the neighborhood...... Hee, hee, hee! Just when you thought you all were safe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeygk Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by mmonica Hee, hee, hee! Just when you thought you all were safe.... Hey crackhead, did you get your plane tickets yet? You know you are going--------------->no excuses!!!!!! Be a dove and get on top of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by mmonica You ain't nothing but talk! Is this "Monica" the one that we were all cheering her name with glee at the club in unison everytime we saw her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by georgeacasta2 Is this "Monica" the one that we were all cheering her name with glee at the club in unison everytime we saw her? *blushing*The one & only!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 19 Author Report Share Posted April 19 all talk?? girl, wait till i see u again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 welcome aboard monica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmonica Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by phrankadelic all talk?? girl, wait till i see u again! Oh, yeah?! And what do you have planned? Thank you for the welcome meng!! :grin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 do u REALLY want to know what i have planned? do ya? heh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by mmonica Oh, yeah?! And what do you have planned? oh shit! didn't realize the coolest of all cools, the greatest of all greats, the crisp fandingo, the one, the only Monica! has joined our ranks! .. welcome aboard Frank, you better not disappoint! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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