Guest funkysoul Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 sup everyone,Its joke time again.....Your momma so fat that when signs on AOL everyone in the world gets signed off!!! Next please.....Peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 how do i get an icon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 barvybe is the king of yo mamma jokes... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yo momma so fat she could sell shade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma so poor she hang dries toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Your momma's so fat that when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma so fat....when she's handed the menu @ a restaurant she says "YES PLZ!"sry so similiar to piefesces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma's so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma is so short, she plays handball against the curbyo momma is so fat, when she stands on the corner the cops come around and say, "Break it up, break it up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 all good chloe..yo momma so poor when u asked her whats for dinner, she opened her legs and said spaghetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 I've heard the battle call!Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke itYo mama's so ugly she has to tie steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo mama's like a turtle: as soon as she's on her back she's screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Your mama's so fat...when she gets on a scale it says"To be continued."Your mama's so fat... she uses bacon for band-aids.Your mama's so fat...she DJ's for the icecream man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-jay® Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Your momma's so fat she puts Mayo on Aspirin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yo Momma so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djqwest Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yo Momma so fat, she's in her own zip code!Yo Momma so fat, ya gotta roll her in flour to find a wet spot.Yo Momma so ugly, she can make an onion cry!If my dog had a face like you're momma, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Your mama's so fat...I ran around her twice and got lost!Your mama's so fat...when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!Your mama's so fat...ever Richard Simmons laughs at her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piefesces Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo momma SO POOR she couldn't afford to have you. the lady next door had you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by tastyt Yo Momma so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!" One more for the kids......You're momma is so fat her High school Picture was an Aerial Shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by o-jay® Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yo momma so broke she can't afford to pay attention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by barvybe I've heard the battle call!Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke itYo mama's so ugly she has to tie steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo mama's like a turtle: as soon as she's on her back she's screwed. lol!!! thats what i'm talkin about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoo Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lockYo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat assout of the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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