saleena351 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Ok, where to begin..... Get there at like 11:30.... The door man wouldn’t let me in with a pink bikini..... So Billy’s sober and feels sorry for me and lets me into the bar... Blonde hair guy acknowledged that I exist.... Big how ya doing to him..... So lets start with lay out of the club shall we...: I was sucking someone off by the sound system big time.... He wasn’t loud enuff, and he doesn't bang like a real man should.... And when a man sucks in the sack 99.9% of the time the club sucks.... means the owners aren’t gay or can't afford a phazon or a real sound engineer to do the banging.... It was not a case of clarity but a case of energy, he just didn't put out enuff.... Next all the fucking straight people could tell I had a sex change operation with all the lights on in there. God damm I think I got sun burned it was sooooooooo bright in there... I’m a fucking faggot with acid patterns being beamed on my ass to the screens above the bar...I’m Just gay.... do u people really think by adding shear cloth all over my pink bikini it would make it look any nicer or help in the atmosphere...? I’m Gay again... Take that shit down... Ok, crowd: sauage fest just the way I like it.... Ok music...: I don’t know what edgar v looks like and that’s why I confused him with iggy? NOW I KNOW WHY SPACE FIRED EDGAR CAUSE IGGY LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM.... OVERALL I SURVIVED LIQUID BECAUSE BILLY FELT SORRY FOR ME AND STOPPED HIS MOB GUYS FROM BEATING MY ASS SENSELESS... i ONLY STAYED TILL ABOUT 5 SOMTHING... MET A LIQUID WOKER OUTSIDE AND HE EVEN TOLD ME HE WOULD CLUB ME UNLESS I SUCKED HIM OFF... ahh, I have to add this, I just read the other review and forgot some shit... I was soooooooo fucking hot in there after being gang banged by billy’s staff, which is another sign of having cheep club owners.... He couldn’t afford to buy them condoms… at like 5:00 am the place starting to thin out big time.... and thats where the lights come in.. being sooo bright makes the club feel dead even if the club is closed.ps my assertion that edgar played the same track twice might not be accurate. I didn't know his twin brother iggy opened for him.. I SHOULDâ€VE BEGGED TO GET INTO SPACE..... GOD I'M AN IDIOT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 yes the first post was funny. however this is just plain tasteless. while saleen may not; be so tactful his post. it certainly doesn’t justify; this type of juvenile nonsense. perceive it, as you like. just my two pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by sobeton yes the first post was funny. however this is just plain tasteless. while saleen may not; be so tactful his post. it certainly doesn’t justify; this type of juvenile nonsense. perceive it, as you like. just my two pennies. thank you, I didn't even read it... My reviews may not be "PC" and a little blunt and maybee filled with some jersey hate speech but you get the point of them... and thats what this board is for...or at least this guy could make it funny..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by sobeton yes the first post was funny. however this is just plain tasteless. while saleen may not; be so tactful his post. it certainly doesn’t justify; this type of juvenile nonsense. perceive it, as you like. just my two pennies. RFLMAO....... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 saleena strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Sobeton,Please don't take this the wrong way, but please practice your grammar. Sorry, it's just the teacher in me coming out =o/ Hope you take it as constructive critisism and nothing else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by sunnyhost Sobeton,Please don't take this the wrong way, but please practice your grammar. Sorry, it's just the teacher in me coming out =o/ Hope you take it as constructive critisism and nothing else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by sunnyhost Sobeton,Please don't take this the wrong way, but please practice your grammar. Sorry, it's just the teacher in me coming out =o/ Hope you take it as constructive critisism and nothing else...... sure I can take critisism. however, you should practice what you preach. did you miss the original post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 :laugh: LMAO, LOL, RFLMAO This is some really funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyhost Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 sure I can take critisism. however, you should practice what you preach. did you miss the original post? My original post? What about it? Are you talking about the fact the I put the word "please" by mistake twice in one sentence?? Sorry man, we all make mistakes sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by sunnyhost My original post? What about it? Are you talking about the fact the I put the word "please" by mistake twice in one sentence?? Sorry man, we all make mistakes sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Does Liquid have any DJ toys like sirens, nitro. vapors, and horns, oh my?Sorry, haven't been since it was Shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by djfrosty Does Liquid have any DJ toys like sirens, nitro. vapors, and horns, oh my?Sorry, haven't been since it was Shadow. yea they have sirens, but real djs use tracks as toys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 yea they have sirens, but real djs use tracks as toys.... Tracks? Do you mean race tracks? horse tracks? What are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightstar01 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Just when I needed a good laugh......I knew I could count on this board.......with all the drama!!!! I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightstar01 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by sunnyhost Sobeton,Please don't take this the wrong way, but please practice your grammar. Sorry, it's just the teacher in me coming out =o/ Hope you take it as constructive critisism and nothing else...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by saleena351 Ok, where to begin..... Get there at like 11:30.... The door man wouldn’t let me in with a pink bikini..... So Billy’s sober and feels sorry for me and lets me into the bar... Blonde hair guy acknowledged that I exist.... Big how ya doing to him..... So lets start with lay out of the club shall we...: I was sucking someone off by the sound system big time.... He wasn’t loud enuff, and he doesn't bang like a real man should.... And when a man sucks in the sack 99.9% of the time the club sucks.... means the owners aren’t gay or can't afford a phazon or a real sound engineer to do the banging.... It was not a case of clarity but a case of energy, he just didn't put out enuff.... Next all the fucking straight people could tell I had a sex change operation with all the lights on in there. God damm I think I got sun burned it was sooooooooo bright in there... I’m a fucking faggot with acid patterns being beamed on my ass to the screens above the bar...I’m Just gay.... do u people really think by adding shear cloth all over my pink bikini it would make it look any nicer or help in the atmosphere...? I’m Gay again... Take that shit down... Ok, crowd: sauage fest just the way I like it.... Ok music...: I don’t know what edgar v looks like and that’s why I confused him with iggy? NOW I KNOW WHY SPACE FIRED EDGAR CAUSE IGGY LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM.... OVERALL I SURVIVED LIQUID BECAUSE BILLY FELT SORRY FOR ME AND STOPPED HIS MOB GUYS FROM BEATING MY ASS SENSELESS... i ONLY STAYED TILL ABOUT 5 SOMTHING... MET A LIQUID WOKER OUTSIDE AND HE EVEN TOLD ME HE WOULD CLUB ME UNLESS I SUCKED HIM OFF... ahh, I have to add this, I just read the other review and forgot some shit... I was soooooooo fucking hot in there after being gang banged by billy’s staff, which is another sign of having cheep club owners.... He couldn’t afford to buy them condoms… at like 5:00 am the place starting to thin out big time.... and thats where the lights come in.. being sooo bright makes the club feel dead even if the club is closed.ps my assertion that edgar played the same track twice might not be accurate. I didn't know his twin brother iggy opened for him.. I SHOULDâ€VE BEGGED TO GET INTO SPACE..... GOD I'M AN IDIOT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by djfrosty yea they have sirens, but real djs use tracks as toys.... Tracks? Do you mean race tracks? horse tracks? What are those? what are you? DJ number 455,864,668,489,648,816,846,498.... everyone a dj nowa days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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