marcid21 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 guys, on average, how many times a day do you get hard???? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboyfrombklyn Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 You mean how many times does it go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webeclubbin Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Originally posted by marcid21 guys, on average, how many times a day do you get hard???? :confused: Anywhere between 4-5 at work, and at home, maybe 2-3. No wonder my right forearm is bigger then my left:bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 . . . several times a day . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cintron Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 eh.. normally my WoodCount hovers around once every other day. lately it's been around the once a day mark. I haven't gotten laid in a while so i've been forgetting sex even exists lately.*disclaimer: WoodCounts do not include any wood induced by third parties or morning wood. Such wood is included in a seperate WoodCount under a seperate thread. for the purposes of this thread the average estimated daily WoodCountvalue is considered accurate to a degree of +/- 3%. WoodCount is a trademark and property of Mofongo Inc.:goofy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 rofl....then you must consider the different types of "wood"the morning oak aka the breakfest burritothe pine pisser aka up-all-night-having-sex-n-still-woody-wood the petrified wood aka the blonde basherthe sapling aka the too-drunk-to-fuck woodthe mahogony(spelling?) aka The-Inappropiate-in agony- have a meeting with the board of directiors in 3 minutes- woodand finally the red-oak aka "the worried that my junk is going to explode its so damn hard" wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Red Oaks are dangerous. Sometimes i want to put it under a pillow because i'm scared it's going to blow up.Meanwhile I'm sitting there singing kumbaya and sprinking sugar on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 you my friend have more issues then i do....and thats saying something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted May 23 Author Report Share Posted May 23 Originally posted by gothzane rofl....then you must consider the different types of "wood"the morning oak aka the breakfest burritothe pine pisser aka up-all-night-having-sex-n-still-woody-wood the petrified wood aka the blonde basherthe sapling aka the too-drunk-to-fuck woodthe mahogony(spelling?) aka The-Inappropiate-in agony- have a meeting with the board of directiors in 3 minutes- woodand finally the red-oak aka "the worried that my junk is going to explode its so damn hard" wood Holy F'N Sh-t!!!!!!! This is why I love the god damned dungeons!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 speaking of wood... ok back in the day, have any of you guys woken up with morning wood, couldn't hide it and tried to walk around the house masking it before your mother sees it?I was ALWAYS so embarrased that anyone might see it. Silk boxers don't leave much to the imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Originally posted by cintron speaking of wood... ok back in the day, have any of you guys woken up with morning wood, couldn't hide it and tried to walk around the house masking it before your mother sees it?I was ALWAYS so embarrased that anyone might see it. Silk boxers don't leave much to the imagination. . . . dude, that's what the morning cling-n-jerk is for . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perns2002 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Originally posted by marcid21 guys, on average, how many times a day do you get hard???? :confused: Just wanted to let you know WHAT A GREAT ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustaknut2001 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Why do you think they call me BustaKnut? I'm bustin' nuts all day long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Originally posted by cintron Meanwhile I'm sitting there singing kumbaya and sprinking sugar on it... wtf?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junior0320 Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Originally posted by webeclubbin No wonder my right forearm is bigger then my left:bounce: YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WONDERED THE SAME THING..... AT LEAST 3-4 TIME DURING THE DAY, NOT COUNTING MORING WOOD EITHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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