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eh.. normally my WoodCount hovers around once every other day.

lately it's been around the once a day mark. I haven't gotten laid in a while so i've been forgetting sex even exists lately.

*disclaimer: WoodCounts do not include any wood induced by third parties or morning wood. Such wood is included in a seperate WoodCount under a seperate thread. for the purposes of this thread the average estimated daily WoodCountvalue is considered accurate to a degree of +/- 3%.

WoodCount is a trademark and property of Mofongo Inc.:goofy:

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rofl....then you must consider the different types of "wood"

the morning oak aka the breakfest burrito

the pine pisser aka up-all-night-having-sex-n-still-woody-wood

the petrified wood aka the blonde basher

the sapling aka the too-drunk-to-fuck wood

the mahogony(spelling?) aka The-Inappropiate-in agony- have a meeting with the board of directiors in 3 minutes- wood

and finally the red-oak aka "the worried that my junk is going to explode its so damn hard" wood

:flame:

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Originally posted by gothzane

rofl....then you must consider the different types of "wood"

the morning oak aka the breakfest burrito

the pine pisser aka up-all-night-having-sex-n-still-woody-wood

the petrified wood aka the blonde basher

the sapling aka the too-drunk-to-fuck wood

the mahogony(spelling?) aka The-Inappropiate-in agony- have a meeting with the board of directiors in 3 minutes- wood

and finally the red-oak aka "the worried that my junk is going to explode its so damn hard" wood

:flame:

Holy F'N Sh-t!!!!!!! This is why I love the god damned dungeons!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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speaking of wood... ok back in the day, have any of you guys woken up with morning wood, couldn't hide it and tried to walk around the house masking it before your mother sees it?

I was ALWAYS so embarrased that anyone might see it.

Silk boxers don't leave much to the imagination.

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Originally posted by cintron

speaking of wood... ok back in the day, have any of you guys woken up with morning wood, couldn't hide it and tried to walk around the house masking it before your mother sees it?

I was ALWAYS so embarrased that anyone might see it.

Silk boxers don't leave much to the imagination.

. . . dude, that's what the morning cling-n-jerk is for . . . :drunk: . . .

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