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i was gonna say, "teleportation." no contest! that way, i could see my friends and family anytime i wanted, travel for free all over the world, see djs wherever they were, sneak into almost everyplace... i wouldn't need to be invited to all the chi-chi events. i wouldn't need to buy tickets to or for anything; think of all the money i'd save! i'd be rich even if i stayed at the shitty job i have now! the possibilites are endless.

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Guest jroo
Originally posted by malanee

The ability to make stupid people disappear. Of course - then I'd have no friends. :(

hahhahahah, wada bitch :D

teleportation would be even better than the ability to turn invisible. I'm thinking xray vision too, so that i could go to vegas or atlantic city and win back all my money that i lost on the card tables. and the force is definately tight. fuck man, too much to choose from.

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Originally posted by jroo

hahhahahah, wada bitch :D

teleportation would be even better than the ability to turn invisible. I'm thinking xray vision too, so that i could go to vegas or atlantic city and win back all my money that i lost on the card tables. and the force is definately tight. fuck man, too much to choose from.

cant handle it can you roo!
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Originally posted by jroo

hahhahahah, wada bitch :D

teleportation would be even better than the ability to turn invisible. I'm thinking xray vision too, so that i could go to vegas or atlantic city and win back all my money that i lost on the card tables. and the force is definately tight. fuck man, too much to choose from.

You could just teleport into the money room at the casino, grab an arm full of cash, and teleport out

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I would want....hmmmm..... I'd want to be able to be invisible. That way, I wouldn't have to wait on line or pay cover anywhere, ever, then just reappear once inside the club. And if I ever wanted revenge on someone I could follow them around tripping them and smackin them around and just generally fawkin around with them. The results could be hilarious. :D (but if I was a superhero, my superhero name would be boobookittyfuck, right kuro?)

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Guest jroo
Originally posted by Kuro

You could just teleport into the money room at the casino, grab an arm full of cash, and teleport out

you arent worried about some freak teleporting accident. like your balls dont teleport with you, or some crazy chit like that? cant nightcrawler from the xmen teleport? he does it all quick and shit, that's how im picturing it, not like the shitty star trek shit. and yes your name would deffinately have to be boo boo kitty fuck@!!

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Guest jroo
Originally posted by shadygroovedc

Wait. But only you would teleport. The money wouldn't teleport. Unless you also have Teleport Transferability as one of your superpowers. Because I don't think teleportation on its own is transferrable to other things.

word, so what gets the number one vote now? teleportation or invisiblity? ive say if you were in love and had a long distance relationship then teleportation. but if you were single and free, then probably invisibility.

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Dude, I just thought of a way you could have all the benefits of teleportation AND invisibility. Have the ability to stop time.

You could stop time, walk into a vault, take the money, walk out, and start time again.

You could stop time, walk into the girls locker room, uh, do what you gotta do, and walk out.

And everyone knows that time stopping power is transferrable. So that would mean if you wanted to stop time but keep it running for you and someone else, you could. That would be cool cause it would take lunchtime quickies to a whole new level.

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