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Words Women Use!!!

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FINE

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING

If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." Youwill get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome."

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be carefulnot to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing."

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Originally posted by therunner

Men=Mars, Women= venus, and we are supposed to mate with one another.:confused:

We can't even figure out what the hell the other one wants but yet we still manage to reproduce.

lol...very true...but there are always ways to crack the codes...especially when you really love someone and get to know a person......:D

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...one time i told a woman, "i understand you...i know women..."

it was probably worse then telling her she looked chubby...

i have decided to keep my wisdom a secret and tell women the following:

"Dont try to figure us out and we wont try to figure you out..."

Part 2 to that statement is

"With that resolved, we can move onto better things like..." (fill in the blank)

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Originally posted by synderella420

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.

:laugh:

they always misunderstand the loud one,...:(

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. . .:laugh: . . . I got a "fine" yesterday from a dear female friend, and boy OH BOY was I in trouble . . . but I deserved it, the bad case of jackassery I've been suffering from for a little while now was going full bloom . . . ;) . . Ok, back to moving . . . (FUCK IT'S HOT OUT THERE!!!) . . .

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thank god i'm a jackass sometimes ;)

I hear you on the "Fine" bit. Usually i just shoot em a nasty "fuck you i'm doing what i want" look. Do I care? not really. ;)

my philosophy is if you're going to use behavioral patterns to blackmail me, then out the door you may go. I have no time for whiny little children ;)

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