synderella420 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that yourfootball game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset overNOTHING and will end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." Youwill get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING. SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome." THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be carefulnot to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 . . . I've given up even TRYING to crack the female code . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Now I can show this to my guy friend that keeps askin me why I do some of the things you listen in there. And phuturephunk, I gave up tryin to understand the guy code:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 Lets just say girls are slick when it comes to codes lol....Guys codes are easier to crack sometimes imo..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Men=Mars, Women= venus, and we are supposed to mate with one another.We can't even figure out what the hell the other one wants but yet we still manage to reproduce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Originally posted by therunner Men=Mars, Women= venus, and we are supposed to mate with one another.We can't even figure out what the hell the other one wants but yet we still manage to reproduce. lol...very true...but there are always ways to crack the codes...especially when you really love someone and get to know a person...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 that made perfect sense to me. it makes us seem so much less complicated than we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 HA! every one of those made perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Originally posted by linabina HA! every one of those made perfect sense. Yeah- I don't see why guys should be so confused all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Can't forget this one:"YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 ...one time i told a woman, "i understand you...i know women..."it was probably worse then telling her she looked chubby...i have decided to keep my wisdom a secret and tell women the following:"Dont try to figure us out and we wont try to figure you out..."Part 2 to that statement is"With that resolved, we can move onto better things like..." (fill in the blank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Originally posted by therunner We can't even figure out what the hell the other one wants but yet we still manage to reproduce. its called alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 We also use DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, I DON'T CARE......That means...if you do it, You will not get laid for a month...then guys feel bad and they don't......WORKS FOR ME!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 Originally posted by synderella420 LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING. they always misunderstand the loud one,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 i hate codes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 . . . . . . I got a "fine" yesterday from a dear female friend, and boy OH BOY was I in trouble . . . but I deserved it, the bad case of jackassery I've been suffering from for a little while now was going full bloom . . . . . Ok, back to moving . . . (FUCK IT'S HOT OUT THERE!!!) . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 thank god i'm a jackass sometimes I hear you on the "Fine" bit. Usually i just shoot em a nasty "fuck you i'm doing what i want" look. Do I care? not really. my philosophy is if you're going to use behavioral patterns to blackmail me, then out the door you may go. I have no time for whiny little children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted June 26 Report Share Posted June 26 I've heard everyone of those words and just reading them sends shivers down my spine..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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