djmikedr Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 ...your still in High School....your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)...this is your first "real clubbing experience"...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere....your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")...and finallyyou might be an Exit lover if......your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.********** some actual things said **********me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?girl: who?me: do you really like this place?girl: oh hellz yeah!me: why?girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)me: yo I'll be on the rooftopguy: whats that?me: Lets check out the 3rd floorgirl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?bartender: (laughs)and the big one:me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.asshole: Are you gonna spend money?me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoke Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 The Exit policy on asses: if you can see it, it's cute.But don't forget the things that are NOT said!---------------------Me: *receives a blow from glowstick-clenching fist*Culprit: *chew chew chew grind chew*---------------------Me: *does nothing*Culprit: *PUSH!*---------------------You may just be an EXIT LOVER if your mamma never taught you to say "Excuse me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 you've promoted at least 3 times and have gotten fucked over with money on more than several occasions...but go back because "it's Exit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 I cant believe I started sayin that "It's fuckin exit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Originally posted by apotheosis ...your still in High School....your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)...this is your first "real clubbing experience"...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere....your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")...and finallyyou might be an Exit lover if......your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.********** some actual things said **********me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?girl: who?me: do you really like this place?girl: oh hellz yeah!me: why?girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)me: yo I'll be on the rooftopguy: whats that?me: Lets check out the 3rd floorgirl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?bartender: (laughs)and the big one:me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.asshole: Are you gonna spend money?me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange. :laugh: That just made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Originally posted by apotheosis ...your still in High School....your in college (but really just call it 13th or 14th grade)...this is your first "real clubbing experience"...you have no idea who the DJ's are (what? they have more than 1, oh wow like cool)...your from far Long Island, CT, NJ, upstate NJ, and "this club is just the greatest place" really!...your a hot piece of ass (altho- maybe not, you act and more importantly DRESS like a hot piece of ass sportin read-my-lips short-shorts, fuck-me boots, and just your basic ID/cigarettes tucked in somewhere....your a really hot piece of ass (where "like everyone is just so friendly and nice here")...and finallyyou might be an Exit lover if......your Asian. note: Not knocking Asians here, just being realistic.********** some actual things said **********me: So how do you like Paul Van Dyk tonight?girl: who?me: do you really like this place?girl: oh hellz yeah!me: why?girl: I dunno. (times this one by about 8)me: yo I'll be on the rooftopguy: whats that?me: Lets check out the 3rd floorgirl: omg theres more than 1 floor?!?me: (first time there) Is there a water fountain?bartender: (laughs)and the big one:me: Dude. myself and these other 19 people paid our money to see our friend spin tonight. the promoter hired him, to bring us. Were here, please let us in.asshole: Are you gonna spend money?me: We all just spent $35 each to come here.asshole: Im not going to let people in who aren't going to spend money on a ($200) bottle of champange. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Blahh.. :blown: :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 ~``exit suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx waste of great space!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 *I REALLY LOVE EXIT*RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:gang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afterhour Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 That's only on a Friday. You need to check out Saturday night's party with Junior Vasquez.If you like Hard House, Tribal, and progressive... catch Junior on a big event like his B-day, and I guarantee you'lle hear the sickest set ever! The best time to go is around 3 - 4am, and then the party keeps going till well past sunday afternoon, and on big events the parties go until sunday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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