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Okay Mike, this is REALLY fucking weird-

I was thinking about this while I was getting ready for work this morning- I don't know WHY but for some reason I was... weird...

Anyhoo, no it never happened to me, but it did to a friend of mine... he (yes, for the peanut gallery I did say HE) said it was really painful and his eye got all sore and swollen. There's an anti-facial campaign if I ever heard one! :laugh2:

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Originally posted by tastyt

Okay Mike, this is REALLY fucking weird-

I was thinking about this while I was getting ready for work this morning- I don't know WHY but for some reason I was... weird...

Well Gemini's are weird people in general.

phuture: HOLY FUCK!! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

porn girl:"ahh uh uh uhhhh UHHHHHHH UHHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK OH OH...ok gross you just came in my fucking eye"

porn guy: "oh baby im sorry im sorry oh baby im sorry"

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Originally posted by quoth

Well Gemini's are weird people in general.

phuture: HOLY FUCK!! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

porn girl:"ahh uh uh uhhhh UHHHHHHH UHHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK OH OH...ok gross you just came in my fucking eye"

porn guy: "oh baby im sorry im sorry oh baby im sorry"

. . . Yes, indeed we are . . ;) . .

. . :laugh: . . and on the porno tip . . It's also funny when one of the studs will 'accidently' slip it into the wrong hole . . .

. . I saw a porno a few years back that had this FINE nubian princess getting tagged by a GROSSLY equipped cat . . . It was so fucking funny . . .He's tagging her from behind and all you hear is "Ohhh yeah, oh baby, fuck me, fuck me . . " . . then ALL OF A SUDDEN in PERFECT black sass : " . . . Oh baby . . oh oh . . . YOU BETTER GET THAT THING OUT OF MY ASS!! . . " . . Girls voice dropped like 2 octaves . . . Dude almost jumped off of her . . . FUCKING Classic! . . . . :laugh: . . .

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ok kids... how'd this go from cum in yer eye to signs???

bring it back to topic!

Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . . Yes, indeed we are . . ;) . .

. . :laugh: . . and on the porno tip . . It's also funny when one of the studs will 'accidently' slip it into the wrong hole . . .

. . I saw a porno a few years back that had this FINE nubian princess getting tagged by a GROSSLY equipped cat . . . It was so fucking funny . . .He's tagging her from behind and all you hear is "Ohhh yeah, oh baby, fuck me, fuck me . . " . . then ALL OF A SUDDEN in PERFECT black sass : " . . . Oh baby . . oh oh . . . YOU BETTER GET THAT THING OUT OF MY ASS!! . . " . . Girls voice dropped like 2 octaves . . . Dude almost jumped off of her . . . FUCKING Classic! . . . . :laugh: . . .

:laugh2: :laugh2: that's great... i always appreciate porn scene like that~

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Originally posted by tastyt

So I'm not the only one to have noticed this!

I never have mood swings and I am soooo far from anal.

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Guest gabo
Originally posted by tastyt

lies make the baby jesus cry

what are you talking about?? I never get a bad temper for no reason. I never really get mad to tell the truth... I may have no motivation ... but thats cause works sucks and it brings me down.

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Originally posted by phillydiva

Yeah, they are awesome...but alway have Major mood swings and are so anal it's not even funny....but ya gotta love them.:D

u r on the money...i am so freking anal and the mood swings....*shit* but i have very good self control..so i dont ever snap...well maybe a little:D

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