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I've always wanted some black pussy.....

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...any other well-kept kitten. The things that differentiates a fine one from a mediocre/bland/atrocious kitty is the emotions behind the skin. The finest wet ones I've encounted had an amazing personality at the control panel...

P.S. Once, at a meetup in this village bar/restaurant, I met up with blueangel, pox, steve, and like thirty other board heads. There was a particular spanish gal there whose name I long since forgotten (If you're reading this, drop me an IM.) Sometime during the evening I whispered in your ear. Sometime during the evening I whispered in your ear and slightly licked it...you moaned and I got excited but then realized I was in a relationship and had to let your humming desires go...so like, what ever happened to you? I was just recollecting various experiences and that one just happened to pop into mind. I think it's cause the look in your eye eminated the saying "I want your baby!" Very, very nice eyes. Saint!!!

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Originally posted by dolcemimi

Yeeeeeooooooowwww ! YUCK !

That guy needs to wax his ass !

The girl seems like she has a pretty pussy but that guy's ass is NASTY !!!

His hairy bunghole makes me wanna barf !

:vomit2:

do u wax your asshole?...id hope not thats a bit extreme...and painfull i spose...only playmates seem to do that ;)

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Of course I wax my ass !

I wax every undesirable hair off my kitty kat !! I've been shavin + waxin down there since I was 15 ( since I first started to get hair down there)

Infact I don't even goto a salon - I do it myself and I'm really good at it !

It doesn't hurt once you get used to it .

Would I tell someone wax their ass when I didn't do it myself ?

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Originally posted by dolcemimi

Of course I wax my ass !

I wax every undesirable hair off my kitty kat !! I've been shavin + waxin down there since I was 15 ( since I first started to get hair down there)

Infact I don't even goto a salon - I do it myself and I'm really good at it !

It doesn't hurt once you get used to it .

Would I tell someone wax their ass when I didn't do it myself ?

For this one, I just gotta repost something I posted on the NYC board a few months back (no, I didn't write this originally)....

ASS HAIR

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.

It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I

thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there

and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally

reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't

enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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Originally posted by brickhouse

For this one, I just gotta repost something I posted on the NYC board a few months back (no, I didn't write this originally).......Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

:laugh: :laugh: this is the funniest story I've heard/read in a long time. Brickhouse thanks for finding and posting this one...and for all of those "shave this and that and arghhh body hair is so disgusting"..damn, it's there for a reason and if you would all just learn to accept your bodies the way they are...society's pressure would be much less and things much easier.

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hahaha funny story... i wax ass and kitty since i was young i dont go thru what you went thru though :eek: but i can say once i did not wax i was away and i shaved instead and the stuble was terrible it iched o0o0o0 did it itch it doest help that i have big ass either :rolleyes: try powder it helps :D

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