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the other day i was compared to both barbra and superG.

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ah, the joys of working in retail... people hit on me, i meet lots of creepy weirdos, and lots of creepy weirdos hit on me. the guy in his 70s from alaska who was in town for a convention who gave me a pin of two polar bears doin' it didn't bother me that much - he was actually kinda sweet :hey: .

but the other day, i got two weird guys that were a little different. the first was an older guy, late 40s, i guess, who seemed not too "with it," maybe a little slow. he gave me a "wow, you should be an actress - you could be a movie star." and he gave me some wide-eyed little kid look that was creepy (that's the word) and uncalled for. i was not looking so good. "you've got a great smile," he continued. "you know who

you look like?"

i couldn't wait for this, because the only time i was ever told i looked like anyone famous was by a crazy old lady who said i look like charlize theron. i do not.

"barbra streisand. yeah, i just watched that 'yentyl' movie, and you look just like her. she's just so beautiful, you're really beautiful..." ok, time for me to walk away.

i don't look like barbra either. i have brown curly hair, bangs, i certainly don't have a nose anything close to hers. this guy was nutty.

later in the day, some guy says i could be supergirl, 'cause i "got booty, and [i'm] tall. how tall are you?" at this point i wonder if people even know what store they're in :blank: .

where do these people come from, and why do they always know where to find me? i mean, shit - if people have to hit on me when i'm at work, can't they at least be sort of normal :rolleyes: ?

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Originally posted by tastey

and not only do you enjoy the attention when getting hit on, you even come here to post about to get some more

;)

is this the 19-year-old who is seriously gonna try to teach guys (and for a fee!) how to "get with" women? or am i thinking of a fictional character? that can't be real :eek: .

i guess you just don't understand the horror of the only people interested in you being sketchy, certifiably off people. relating a story of guys freaking me out and making me wonder if i'll ever find a normal, real, mate is far from bragging.

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Originally posted by vicman

barbara streisand? uh-huh...and i look like george clooney.

pretty weird folks out there, joo know?

:D

i have never found george clooney attractive. joshua jackson, though, who looks like he could've been george clooney as a young'un and even has his mannerisms, ain't so bad :aright: (too young, though :) ) .

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Originally posted by weyes

i guess you just don't understand the horror of the only people interested in you being sketchy, certifiably off people. relating a story of guys freaking me out and making me wonder if i'll ever find a normal, real, mate is far from bragging.

:laugh: are there any normal ones out there?????????????????????????????????????????????????

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ok, i probably shouldn't tell this story, 'cause i'm probably setting myself up for criticism, but this was just too weird.

a german tourist came in today (seriously, tastey, i'm not making fun; he really was.), says i could be a movie star (deja vu), asks if i do casting calls. something about my smile, etc., etc. (not everyone who lives in l.a. wants to be an actress :rolleyes: ) ok, here it is: then he asks me if i know where he could find jean-claude van damme.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

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Originally posted by weyes

ok, i probably shouldn't tell this story, 'cause i'm probably setting myself up for criticism, but this was just too weird.

a german tourist came in today (seriously, tastey, i'm not making fun; he really was.), says i could be a movie star (deja vu), asks if i do casting calls. something about my smile, etc., etc. (not everyone who lives in l.a. wants to be an actress :rolleyes: ) ok, here it is: then he asks me if i know where he could find jean-claude van damme.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

lol, you probably intimidated the hell outta him. don´t you know that feeling? when you´re VERY attracted to a guy that you start blabbing shit and you think "why did i just say that? am i stupid?" ;)

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Originally posted by tastey

lol, you probably intimidated the hell outta him. don´t you know that feeling? when you´re VERY attracted to a guy that you start blabbing shit and you think "why did i just say that? am i stupid?" ;)

. . . again, incorrect . . . . :confused: . . did you not read the post . . .

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Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . . again, incorrect . . . . :confused: . . did you not read the post . . .

i think he meant that the guy was thinking "why did i say that? am i stupid?" he was just putting it in with the reverse pronouns so that i could put myself in that position. am i right, tastey?

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Originally posted by weyes

i think he meant that the guy was thinking "why did i say that? am i stupid?" he was just putting it in with the reverse pronouns so that i could put myself in that position. am i right, tastey?

yap, that´s right.

btw: is it my pc or is the board f**ked? the threads don´t get updated any more?

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This thread is funny.....Weyes see what happens when you leave the LA board!! You never know who people will think you look like. I once got mad play from the top shelf honeys b/c the ladies thought I looked like dgmodel (or was it judge jules)???

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Originally posted by joeygk

This thread is funny.....Weyes see what happens when you leave the LA board!! You never know who people will think you look like. I once got mad play from the top shelf honeys b/c the ladies thought I looked like dgmodel (or was it judge jules)???

you would have a point, joey, but there isn't anyone from l.a. on that board, so they don't know what i look like, either :laugh: !!!

well, i have met four people, but two have forever sworn off cp for some reason (snobs) :no: and the other two have too much sense to talk to themselves on a messageboard the way i do :( . but they're very nice anyway :) . everyone give some love to:

msbobois and dlish :spin2: !!!

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Originally posted by vicman

barbara streisand? uh-huh...and i look like george clooney.

pretty weird folks out there, joo know?

:D

oh shit!! i never put that together, you do kinda look like clooney, now that you metion it.

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