vstanzi Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 tell her you learned everything you know from Tastey...that oughta get her...omg...just thinking about the upcoming responses is making me laugh...this should be interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vstanzi Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 she siad o u want sumthing tasty and shoved her cooch in my fasce but thats not what i want:tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangledx Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say how old r u vstanzi ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . You're asking that on this board? . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . . It's in remission . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . 'Hello ma'am, One large pie with pepperoni and an order of Zaney Sticks???' . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangledx Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . 'Hello ma'am, One large pie with pepperoni and an order of Zaney Sticks???' . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . 'You're gonna like my pickle!!' . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . . 'I can lick my earlobes with my tongue . . wanna fuck?' . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say . . . 'I'm a coke dealer' . . . . WARNING! There is a high probability that strippers in the immediate vicinity will find it necessary to relieve you of your pants, jacket , wallet, and all other articles of clothing that may be considered adequate storage and/or hiding place for yayo . . . This will not be done in a pleasant manner . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say Variations on theme :. . (If she's a strobe light hunny) . . . 'I'm a Prog house DJ' . . . . . (If she's a DnB chick) . . . 'Aphrodite's shit is wack yo' . . . . . (If she's a techno chick) . . . 'Fucking Junglists!!!' . . (Look indignant when you say it . . ) . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vstanzi Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 !!!! 13 !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vstanzi !!!! 13 !!!! . . . . . see now that's just not right!!! . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vstanzi Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 y ? y is that not right i gotta get love too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangledx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vstanzi !!!! 13 !!!! damn.....you should homework with mama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . . see now that's just not right!!! . . . . ..saight..i put those in a word doc for future usage...13...it's all comin together now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 13 hu? well, find out where your parents are hiding their porn videos (if they have any), then invite a girl you want over and watch em. curiousity should do it. i´m serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mangledx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by tastey 13 hu? well, find out where your parents are hiding their porn videos (if they have any), then invite a girl you want over and watch em. curiousity should do it. i´m serious. shiet that'll works anyone at any age....good idea .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say Dont listen to any of these people.....This is garunteed to work everytime....Just tell them you were a finalist on American Idol.....Dude, its been working for me all day long..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 . . . werd . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by vstanzi how do u get a grl to have sex and give bjs like best things to say ask her just like that. ur intelligence will spark a drip in her panties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by phuturephunk WARNING! There is a high probability that strippers in the immediate vicinity will find it necessary to relieve you of your pants, jacket , wallet, and all other articles of clothing that may be considered adequate storage and/or hiding place for yayo . . . This will not be done in a pleasant manner . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . 'I can lick my earlobes with my tongue . . wanna fuck?' . . . does that really work??? KIDDING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilfootzz81 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 buy her a lollipop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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