barvybe Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Is this genetic? Or a learned behavior? What are the tell tale signs you're coming down with it? Does it hurt?Once saw a terrier sit at a table and eat off a plate - so i'm just curious.Also got this itchy feeling and need to know if i should be nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Well..funny you should ask."mugwumpism" is an all to common state of "threadpostingitis" It is addictive and all time consuming.One might feel the urge to creat fictional talking animal characters in order to fill the void of un answered threads..Or an overwhelming pull to message boards where club headz hang out at.Though "MUGWUMPISM" does have the side effects of Compulsive CD buying as well as a nightlife addiction there IS A CURE!Mugwumpism is cured (or atleast sedated) by a part time job or a freelance gig!THUS consuming all of the mugwumpian urges and focusing them in other tasks.Please go see a job recruiter or the unemployment listings if you feel you are sercoming to these symptoms.GOOD LUCK! ------------------ "We are connnnected.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybitchjenny Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 And how about the bad spelling side effect or the loss of proper use of grammer!?(ie;. speaking in the third person: I MUGWUMP..IT is mugwump here..etc)------------------ The only thing man has to fear of a dog is his MASTER.(Mark Twain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Do you and your dog each have your own computer, or do you each just play tag team on one machine???------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackydream Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 hmm, i think i have a diff. disease then. i have a full time job, and i find myself browsing thru these threads more often then doing work-related stuff. help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybitchjenny Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by stacychase:Do you and your dog each have your own computer, or do you each just play tag team on one machine???Well..MUGZ is always hogging the good one in the MUGWUMPIAN lab..I get the crappy I-muck that crashes everytime I open Porn with pop up windows!But since he ignores me all day..I find that our only form of communication lately is in the boards..sad isn't it.YET ANOTHER TERRIBLE SIDE EFFECT!Ignoring your Bitch!------------------ The only thing man has to fear of a dog is his MASTER.(Mark Twain) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 fuckity fuck! seems i've got a severe case. You're kidding yourself if you think work is the cure. just makes it worse. now i need to satisfy all these sympton urges late at night! and i have the bad spelling one too.this is beginning to look quite serious.can you confirm if this is yet another side effect: no need for regular sleep.i've had this one for quite some time, so it might be unrelated...by the way, where did you find your sexy bitch? does that help ease the pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by barvybe:fuckity fuck! seems i've got a severe case. You're kidding yourself if you think work is the cure. just makes it worse. now i need to satisfy all these sympton urges late at night! and i have the bad spelling one too.this is beginning to look quite serious.can you confirm if this is yet another side effect: no need for regular sleep.i've had this one for quite some time, so it might be unrelated...by the way, where did you find your sexy bitch? does that help ease the pain?Your doomed brother..If having to do OTHER tasks dosent cure it..You are beyond all hope!Look on the bright side.Soon you might be a club god posting url choose your own adventure games!(drops on the floor sobbing)"GAAAWD OH GOAAWD I AM PATHETIC"Sniff-sniff------------------ "We are connnnected.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 <laughs> A real job is a false antidote - it just gives you a faster connection and more projects to procrastinate with. I'm hopelessly doomed, at least for the summer. Maybe when I go back to school it will be better?? (PLEASE GOD???)------------------Nothing can be as savage as love...one taste is never enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackydream Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by silente:<laughs> A real job is a false antidote - it just gives you a faster connection and more projects to procrastinate with. I'm hopelessly doomed, at least for the summer. Maybe when I go back to school it will be better?? (PLEASE GOD???)i totally agree - we are doomed for the summer. but when school starts again, you have the same fast connection (if you dorm), and all those papers to write, you know, the ones that you leave until the very last moment because you HAVE to post all these threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Please...please wackydream...I'm trying to hang on to my last shreds of decency and responsibility. I *will* be a good student! I *will* be a good student. (When I'm not stoned and posting...when I'm not stoned and posting). NO!Shit. I'm done for.I should start looking for a good cardboard box now...------------------Nothing can be as savage as love...one taste is never enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted July 17 Author Report Share Posted July 17 Well, no cure in site other than camping out at the kennel.If anyone has a clue how to distill an antidote for this, please let us know.Perhaps someone out there has recovered?Damn, just started twitching again.... They're gonna fire me soon if i can't learn how to control this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 Originally posted by sexybitchjenny: Well..MUGZ is always hogging the good one in the MUGWUMPIAN lab..I get the crappy I-muck that crashes everytime I open Porn with pop up windows!But since he ignores me all day..I find that our only form of communication lately is in the boards..sad isn't it.YET ANOTHER TERRIBLE SIDE EFFECT!Ignoring your Bitch!Shouldn't you be sharing the porn with the other board members Jen???Mugz stop hogging the damn computer, she is a lot funnier than you... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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