sexxyme Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy namedCaptain Bravado who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravado bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and whilewearing the brightly collared frock, the Captain led his crew intobattle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marvelled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders. Captain Bravado gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants.":laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 LOL you've got lot's of jokes i see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sexxyme Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by mssabina LOL you've got lot's of jokes i see... Yea..hehe I Love them:D Always up for a smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 you do realize that there is a fuckin humor board dont you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 24 Author Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by roninmess you do realize that there is a fuckin humor board dont you? Yes..but it's more fun here..come on..stop being a party pooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by sexxyme Yes..but it's more fun here..come on..stop being a party pooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Originally posted by sexxyme Yea..hehe I Love them:D Always up for a smile me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 It's good to have a little bit of humor to break up the stress of the daily work grind and also to break up the, uh, "tension" here on the sex board. I say keep them coming...Anyone else feel the tension I'm talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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