mikespeese Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 You might post on clubplanet if...1. You've been going to clubs since you were 7 years old and complain about how great clubbing used to be back then. 2. You were "in the dj booth last night" even though the only guy in there was the dj.3. You dislike anyone with more muscle than your 10 year old sister because big guys used to beat you up in elementary school.4. You spend more time posting messages on clubplanet than actually being at clubs.5. You only like PVD, Ferry Corsten, Tiesto, or Paul Oakenfold and hate on Draper and Jonathan Peters.6. You're an expert on damn near everything.7. You're easily the "hottest person" at the club you just went to.8. You feel that everyone else at the club that doesn't post on clubplanet is a "faker".9. You're convinced that Twilo was the ultimate experience.10. You're a complete loser!And if you write that I'm a complete loser b/c i just posted than you're right....But at least I have the decency to admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Your point is what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picklepuss Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 this is the most funniest thing I ever read!.. you tell them the way it is.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 not impressed. try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitaldan Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by mikespeese You might post on clubplanet if...9. You're convinced that Twilo was the ultimate experience.And if you write that I'm a complete loser b/c i just posted than you're right....But at least I have the decency to admit it. True... I also fail to see the point but that's alrite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by mikespeese You might post on clubplanet if...1. You've been going to clubs since you were 7 years old and complain about how great clubbing used to be back then. 2. You were "in the dj booth last night" even though the only guy in there was the dj.3. You dislike anyone with more muscle than your 10 year old sister because big guys used to beat you up in elementary school.4. You spend more time posting messages on clubplanet than actually being at clubs.5. You only like PVD, Ferry Corsten, Tiesto, or Paul Oakenfold and hate on Draper and Jonathan Peters.6. You're an expert on damn near everything.7. You're easily the "hottest person" at the club you just went to.8. You feel that everyone else at the club that doesn't post on clubplanet is a "faker".9. You're convinced that Twilo was the ultimate experience.10. You're a complete loser!And if you write that I'm a complete loser b/c i just posted than you're right....But at least I have the decency to admit it. you left out "creating fake screennames to abuse others because youre a fucking pussy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 lets not forget 11) you go to clubs but u spend more time sitting down and talkin to people than u do dancing...and then u write the meeean review the next day...G-G-G-G-G-G UNITTTTTTTT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 i love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StArBrYte Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 12. you know you post too much on cp if you go to your jersey board and no one is posting, so you go over to the new york board to see if anyone is up over there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakeup Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by StArBrYte 12. you know you post too much on cp if you go to your jersey board and no one is posting, so you go over to the new york board to see if anyone is up over there!!! u forgot to add another starbryte....13. u know u post to much when u can point every person out by screenname like a loser when ur out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddog4063 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 number 1 was kinda funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by mikespeese 9. You're convinced that Twilo was the ultimate experience. It wasn't? You lost all credibilty with that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danamdkny Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 OR - you are constantly at work bored out of your mindThanks CP ! for helping me not meet quota! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 . . . Its all about the delivery . . . . . a bit off on this one . . although if worded differently it prolly would have been well received . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dknybabe2929 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by bigpoppanils you left out "creating fake screennames to abuse others because youre a fucking pussy" Very True:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danihawk Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 The point is it's funny; if you don't think so it's probably because it describes you perfectly:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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