copahc Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 25 signs that you have grown up... 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mc Donald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 God - I qualify for like 20 of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villavarian Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Crap...18 of 'em apply to me, but the consolation is that I am now 26 and go out harder than I did when I was 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Only about 15 of em apply to me. Not bad for a 27 yo!This one especially does not hold true... HA!23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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villavarian Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Aren't a lot of people on this board still in college though? God forbid any of these apply to them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by villavarian Aren't a lot of people on this board still in college though? God forbid any of these apply to them! Ya neva know, some people are old before their time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 ...i cant read all of those...i forgot my reading glasses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villavarian Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by tastyt Ya neva know, some people are old before their time... yep...and some people are old well after their time. So glad I am one of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaligirl Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by spragga25 God - I qualify for like 20 of those Yeah same here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by phatman ...i cant read all of those...i forgot my reading glasses... Just squint. You also might wanna try taking a nap halfway through the list. It really helps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Only 2 apply to me....Go me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by tastyt Just squint. You also might wanna try taking a nap halfway through the list. It really helps! ...oh...ok...who are you again?......i can just taste the fuckin cheesecake...you bette be available soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by phatman ...oh...ok...who are you again?......i can just taste the fuckin cheesecake...you bette be available soon... Who am I? I was hoping you could help me out with that one. I do, however, remember something about a cheesecake promised... you only have to remember the important things, you know! Hmm, this Sat might work... not pos. yet... either that or it'll have to wait till at least the 14th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 I'm old as the hills and only 9 or 10 of these applied to me.But this one happened about 10 years ago and was really disturbing. I think i just have wack relatives:11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 Originally posted by tastyt ... either that or it'll have to wait till at least the 14th. ..the 14th...wtf is that...i'll have had at least three slices of cherry cheesecake before then as retribution for making me wait so long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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