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A girl said to her date, "You're in for a real trip. I have been told I have a body like New Jersey."

He grabbed her waist and asked, "What's this?" She replied, "This is Middlesex."

Then he grabbed her butt and asked "What's this?" She replied "Freehold."

Then he grabbed her breast and asked "What's this?" She replied "Point Pleasant."

Then he looked in between her thighs and said, "I guess that's Cherry Hill?" She replied, "No, that's Eatontown."

Then he pulled down his pants and replied, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

- gotta love jersey

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Originally posted by misk

A girl said to her date, "You're in for a real trip. I have been told I have a body like New Jersey."

He grabbed her waist and asked, "What's this?" She replied, "This is Middlesex."

Then he grabbed her butt and asked "What's this?" She replied "Freehold."

Then he grabbed her breast and asked "What's this?" She replied "Point Pleasant."

Then he looked in between her thighs and said, "I guess that's Cherry Hill?" She replied, "No, that's Eatontown."

Then he pulled down his pants and replied, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

- gotta love jersey

Still funny know matter how many times I hear it...lol

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