kelly0616 Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 :laugh: very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 I dont get what the problem is, someone posted the same thing about italians and I didnt make a hissy fit about it. its just to joke around jeez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 this is why CP blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 hey , if it makes anyone feel betterI have two moles----one on each nutsack--and they are hairy as shit!I was thinking about drinking a whole bottle of Stoli, and getting extensions attached to them so i could look cool at a JZ concert.Its all fun and games--chill out and dont be such upset little marys! I actuallly like the fact that I dont know anyone on these boards because then you can be give a raw-real response. No faking --but you can find out how people really feelIf you dont feel that--that stop staring at my moldy nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droctogon Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Pederast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted December 23 Author Report Share Posted December 23 Originally posted by droctogon Pederast! Nu blyat, ti yesho ne savsem sashol suma? Ili, ujhe pasledniye kapiti otkinul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by droctogon Pederast! i kto pidaraz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkny8 Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 Many Russian girls DO have moles. What's the big deal? If you hate your mole so much have fucking laser surgery. Some of you are fucking crybabies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellinita Posted January 3 Author Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by dkny8 Many Russian girls DO have moles. What's the big deal? If you hate your mole so much have fucking laser surgery. Some of you are fucking crybabies. Ok I'm Russian and I don't KNOW any Russian people with moles at all.... where did you get that from?? The select 2 or 3 Russian girls you've ever seen?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest endlessnight Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 I know a lot of Russians also, & this is NOT true of them. Many of the things on this list could apply to numerous people of differing backgrounds. (as someone mentioned already...) Peace,endlessnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by ellinita YOU KNOW YOUR A$$ IS RUSSIAN IF... -1. Your car costs more than your college education -2. Your blood has a permanent vodka content level -3. Any outfit you wear involves leather -4. Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it at a club! -5. Your idea of a love song is a techno song name 'fuk on cocain' -6. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone -7. Instead of notes during class you write text messages on ya Nokia -8. You come hoosition: form-data; name="message"YOU KNOW YOUR A$$ IS RUSSIAN IF... -1. Your car costs more than your college education -2. Your blood has a permanent vodka content level -3. Any outfit you wear involves leather -4. Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it at a club! -5. Your idea of a love song is a techno song name 'fuk on cocain' -6. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone -7. Instead of notes during class you write text messages on ya Nokia -8. You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents -9. People are always asking you if you can get them a cheap deal on something... and you prolly can -10. Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy" *blyat idi ti nahu* -11. You know the new line of Nokias 3 months before they come out -12. You can't go to the movies without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki -13. You don't mind family get togethers -14. You try to rap Jme at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents -9. People are always asking you if you can get them a cheap deal on something... and you prolly can -10. Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy" *blyat idi ti nahu* -11. You know the new line of Nokias 3 months before they come out -12. You can't go to the movies without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki -13. You don't mind family get togethers -14. You try to rap Jay Z "Big Pimpin" and think u hard -15. You know all the cops by their first names -16. You know someone who works at a spa -17. You are somehow related to most of the people you know -18. Your tag is either Ponchik, Pelemen or sum other Russian food name -19. You love to rock Versace, AIX and D&G -20. On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the guy tells you to pick up line 3 -21. You drive a Maxima (or, in the EXTREME worse case an Altima) and ya windows are usually tinted to twiay Z "Big Pimpin" and think u hard -15. You know all the cops by their first names -16. You know someone who works at a spa -17. You are somehow related to most of the people you know -18. Your tag is either Ponchik, Pelemen or sum other Russian food name -19. You love to rock Versace, AIX and D&G -20. On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the guy tells you to pick up line 3 -21. You drive a Maxima (or, in the EXTREME worse case an Altima) and ya windows are usually tinted to twice the legal limit so ya gf ALINA, VIKA, KRISTINACHKA, LENA, ANNA, OR MASHA can give u head in a car =) -22. Your Maxima has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back -23. Your Maxima is a 5 speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs. -24. At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shwag... -25. Ya 2nd home is Brighton... im sorry 1st home -26. Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employe of the KGB -27. 50% of girls in Brooklyn gavece the legal limit so ya gf ALINA, VIKA, KRISTINACHKA, LENA, ANNA, OR MASHA can give u head in a car =) -22. Your Maxima has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back -23. Your Maxima is a 5 speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs. -24. At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shwag... -25. Ya 2nd home is Brighton... im sorry 1st home -26. Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employe of the KGB -27. 50% of girls in Brooklyn gave you head -28. The other 50% had sex with you -29. You love to wear turtlenex even though you dont get hickeys -30. You would rather trip on E than smoke weed -31. Your best friend is the same way as you -32. You have been kicked out of Club Boardwalk at least twice for trying to sneak out without paying. -33. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne). -34. The waitresses at El Greco knows your order even before you say anything. -StRaWbErY ChEeZCaKe PleEz- -35. You met your gir you head -28. The other 50% had sex with you -29. You love to wear turtlenex even though you dont get hickeys -30. You would rather trip on E than smoke weed -31. Your best friend is the same way as you -32. You have been kicked out of Club Boardwalk at least twice for trying to sneak out without paying. -33. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne). -34. The waitresses at El Greco knows your order even before you say anything. -StRaWbErY ChEeZCaKe PleEz- -35. You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to. -36. You have more than 10 techno CDz in your car -37. Your fav rap song is an old school joint -38. *You smoke parliamentz* (or in the worst case, Marlboro Lights)-39. You know u'r russian if you got 20 speeding, red light, stop sign tickets-40. Everyone you know drives a maxima, altima, bmw or a lex or a benZ -41. Your job is being a promoter -42. Your fav club is Sound Factory -43. Your mom and dads names are ANNA, POLINA, MASHA,and dads name is KALYA, SHASHA,l playing strip durak at the last party you went to. -36. You have more than 10 techno CDz in your car -37. Your fav rap song is an old school joint -38. *You smoke parliamentz* (or in the worst case, Marlboro Lights)-39. You know u'r russian if you got 20 speeding, red light, stop sign tickets-40. Everyone you know drives a maxima, altima, bmw or a lex or a benZ -41. Your job is being a promoter -42. Your fav club is Sound Factory -43. Your mom and dads names are ANNA, POLINA, MASHA,and dads name is KALYA, SHASHA, YASHA, VADIM, or OLEG. -44. When you have sex you are quiet -45. You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home your self). -46. You have 200 techno songs on your computer -47. You drive by the bay 20 times jus to see whose chillin -48. Your boy SASHA hooked up ya connection 2 ya cell phone -49. You date blonds with blue eyes -50. Particularly those who blow da 1st day YASHA, VADIM, or OLEG. -44. When you have sex you are quiet -45. You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home your self). -46. You have 200 techno songs on your computer -47. You drive by the bay 20 times jus to see whose chillin -48. Your boy SASHA hooked up ya connection 2 ya cell phone -49. You date blonds with blue eyes -50. Particularly those who blow da 1st day -51. You can drink 4 shots of vodka straight -52. You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka -53. You know more than 30 Lenas, Annas, Natashas, Mashas, and Vikas -54. You sleep during the day wake up at 11pm and go out -55. You're parent have computer "experience" for 8 years on their resume already, yet they been in US for only 4... -56. You ask people to link you to a russian room -57. You leave school for 2 hours to have a cigarrete -58. You major in computer science or in worst case scenario informatio-51. You can drink 4 shots of vodka straight -52. You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka -53. You know more than 30 Lenas, Annas, Natashas, Mashas, and Vikas -54. You sleep during the day wake up at 11pm and go out -55. You're parent have computer "experience" for 8 years on their resume already, yet they been in US for only 4... -56. You ask people to link you to a russian room -57. You leave school for 2 hours to have a cigarrete -58. You major in computer science or in worst case scenario information systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer). -59. Have a personalized license plate. -60. When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts. -61. Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So kid/bro what are we doing tonight?" -63. If your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough. -64. You introduce yourself with your screename.... -65. Your typical night is movies, dinner and head in da FRn systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer). -59. Have a personalized license plate. -60. When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts. -61. Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So kid/bro what are we doing tonight?" -63. If your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough. -64. You introduce yourself with your screename.... -65. Your typical night is movies, dinner and head in da FRONTSEAT -66. You used to work out but u dont anymore (u just dont have enough time) -67. Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise. -68. Have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex. -69. Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long. lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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