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so what are some your favorite Christmas songs. someone else post this topic in the BUMP forum. Just curious thats why i am asking

U2 - christmas (Baby please come home)

Ramones - Merry Christmas(i don't wanna fight tonight)

Tom Petty - Christmas all over again

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'Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the house,

No food was a-stirrin',

Not even a mouse.

Stockings were hung round

Dad's nick like a tie,

Along with a note that said,

"Presents or die."

Children were plotting

All night in their beds,

While the wife's constant whining

Was splitting his head.

But daddy had money

This year in the bank,

Then they closed up early,

And now dad's in a tank.

All of a sudden,

Santa appeared,

A sneer on his face,

Booze in his beard.

"Santa," I said,

As he laughed merrily,

"You do so much for others,

Do something for me."

"Bundy," he said,

"You only sell shoes,

Your son is a sneak thief,

Your daughter's a floose."

"Ho ho," Santa said,

"Should I mention your wife?

Her hair's like an A-bomb,

Her nails like a knife."

He climbs up the chimney,

That fat piece of dung,

He mooned me two times,

He stuck out his tongue.

I heard him exclaim,

As he broke wind with glee,

"You're married with children,

You'll never be free."

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Originally posted by stardo

what is the name of that one song that the kids mama is dying and he wants to by her some shoes. I have to pull over when i hear that one it puts me into a coma

OMG every time I hear that song I ball my eyes out!!!!!!!!!

:( :( :(

I don't really like Mariah but I love "All I Want For Christmas"!!!!!!!

It makes me want to snuggle w/ my man!!!!!!!

;) ;)

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