kaydup Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 What the fuck was I thinking. I havent done any shopping and this didn't help the situation at all.I fliped off 3 people in the parking lot, hip checked 4 ladies, almost steped on a kid, and kicked numerous bags that people were carrying.Also the ladies that work the perfume and make-up areas are all crazy and massive COUGARS. They all were scary, too touchy, and molestive(is that a word). I got attacked with every fragrance on the market, you would have thought I banged 30 girls last night by the way I smelled. I had to run out of there shaking the cougars off my legs as they tried to hang on to me.I feel so violatedOh yeah I still have zero presents for anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I like going christmas shopping cause there are lots of hot girls out shopping and stuff. It's quite amusing how people get all done up to go shopping haha. I was at the mall yesterday afternoon....not bad for being during the day. Lots o eye candy. I think i got a present...I forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikkii123 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Yes I braved the mall last night too.. People are just fawken insane!!! I had some guy run me over with his friggen carriage! WTF!!!But any who I am happy to say that I am done with my x-mass shopping finally and don't have to see the inside of a mall for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 I like going christmas shopping cause there are lots of hot girls out shopping and stuff. It's quite amusing how people get all done up to go shopping haha. I was at the mall yesterday afternoon....not bad for being during the day. Lots o eye candy. I think i got a present...I forget. Do you work:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 If you don't work, I'd like to hire you as my personal shopper - I really don't care if you get lotioon for everyone on my list. As long as I don't have to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I think I do If going to the mall and checking out chicks was a job, i'd be a millionare In related news, this is the sad time of year, as all the BU girls pack up and go back to Long Island and New Jersey and Chicago until mid-january Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 I think I do If going to the mall and checking out chicks was a job, i'd be a millionare In related news, this is the sad time of year, as all the BU girls pack up and go back to Long Island and New Jersey and Chicago until mid-january Yeah but all the regualars come home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Still haven't even started my Christmas shopping yet Last two years were so easy too. I didn't have to work, so I had all the time in the world to just mull around the mall until I found really good gifts for people. It actually gave me something to do, and I found some sweet-ass presents. This year, everyone's getting Dan Marino style Icotoner Gloves. And lots and lots of lotioon. So, does anyone actually have good gift ideas? Aside from lotion of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I'm really looking to commit suicide this weekend, I have loads of shopping to do and I have to go to the mall on Saturday.... But glad to know that I will atleast get to look at lots of hot chicks;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 If going to the mall and checking out chicks was a job, i'd be a millionare And if hooking up with chicks was a job, you'd be collecting unemployment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads And if hooking up with chicks was a job, you'd be collecting unemployment. Like many things this is funny because it is true:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 meathead d:rewfuckersi am in need of gift ideas. i dont know what to domaybe i should go to the mall and go christmas shopping for a new girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamgirlie19 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 the malls suck right now, i drive by them and i hit traffic never mind going in, and what sucks even more is that i have 0 presents...to make it worse i need to have a box full of presents all wrapped and ready to be Fed-Exed by tomorrow afternoon to Cali...to bad for them that ill have to spend less on the presents due to the irate amounts it costs to Fed-Ex shit there.since all you fuckers appear to be shopping over the weekend as well as the rest of the world i think i will start tonight after work and then go go go all morning and afternoon tomorrow.why do i wait till the last minute every yr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 meathead d:rewfuckersi am in need of gift ideas. i dont know what to domaybe i should go to the mall and go christmas shopping for a new girl I don't think the mall would be too happy with you taking a maniquin home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by kaydup I don't think the mall would be too happy with you taking a maniquin home Oooh - yeah, you could get one of those creepy ones with no facial features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by kaydup I don't think the mall would be too happy with you taking a maniquin home :mad: :mad: i will stab you in your eye next time i see you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 ha.. i am in the same boat. i havent started my xmas shopping and waiting til i get back to massachusetts. so that will leave me -- um Xmas eve. thanks! (i dont want to have to drag anything back with me) i hit the wrentham outlets over tgiving though. the parking was a nightmare. i have a jeep so i just pulled up on the median/grass with all the other SUV's and trucks and made my own parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 YOU city people in YOUR SUV's think YOU can park wherever YOU want to....YOU think YOU own the road dont YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 19 Author Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 :mad: :mad: i will stab you in your eye next time i see you Make sure you bring a ladder:aright: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by kaydup Make sure you bring a ladder:aright: bwhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 YOU city people in YOUR SUV's think YOU can park wherever YOU want to....YOU think YOU own the road dont YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 there will be none of that if you are going to laugh at his jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 Originally posted by teamj5 there will be none of that if you are going to laugh at his jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamj5 Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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