LavenderMenace Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 just thought I'd share that...So all you cheerful christmas light hanging, jingle bells singing, red and green wearing dingbats can suck it.I cant wait until all this overblown crap is over.If one more fucking person asks me what I'm doing for the HOLIDAY i'm going to give them a purple nurple.that is all bah friggin humbug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 So what are you doing for the Holidays? :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcheme Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 FINALLY!!! Someone agrees with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roha3000 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 oh blow it out your ass ya scrooge!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Can I have a purple nurple?WTF is a purple nurple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 . . . HO HO FUCKING HO!! . . . . . .If there's one time of year I'm glad I'm not armed, this is it . . . . . But I have the solution . . MASSIVE quantities of mind altering substances! . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by xpander Can I have a purple nurple?WTF is a purple nurple? Let's just say it's a more PAINFUL version of the nipple game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Im converting to muslim just so I dont have to celebrate christmas...isnt christmas supposed to be on easter anyways? damn screwy cathlicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Holiday Sprit.. yah right.It must be a evil spirit.Ppl are just vicious this time of year. Ready to take you dead off over a parking spot ………Body checking you when try to make your way to the register..The list goes on ……FUCK THIS HOLIDAY SHITI HAD IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 on the 6 train today...<<random, disgruntled derelict spewing random cheer>>: all of you are going under. you are obsessed with things sinful. new york is going six feet under. manhattan, brooklyn, queens, bronx, all going under!to which, i responded: and happy holidays to you too <<laughter from other commuters>>now, i don't know what's more disturbing, that this omniscient derelict is predicting the fall of new york, or that he didn't recognize staten island as a borough of new york.and i have a hunch that this 'derelict' was really lavendermenace in disguise. hmmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 I hate the holidays too. Bah-humbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by loch now, i don't know what's more disturbing, that this omniscient derelict is predicting the fall of new york, or that he didn't recognize staten island as a borough of new york. Staten Island isn't a borough of New York. Only tourists and Staten Islanders think it is.Somebody hasn't been paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Originally posted by xpander Staten Island isn't a borough of New York. Only tourists and Staten Islanders think it is.Somebody hasn't been paying attention. it was sarcasm and a deliberate understatement of the obvious, genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 Is it me or does the holidays bring every asshole out of there hole and onto the streets... While driving the last few days I have been suffering from the worst case of road rage... One thing I love about the holidays... Sitting on long long lines and there is that one person who feels like they are the only one in the store. This person decides to be a hero and leave the line and find a manager... Upon finding the manager he/she decides to cause a complete scene in front of everyone how she has been waiting FOR EVER and is going to leave the store unless he/she is served right away... ( While all this is happening... The 3 people who were stanging behind this guy/lady on the line has already payed for there items and have left the store... The manager says in there nice tone of voice... I am sorry Sir/maam... You are going to have to wait on the line like everyone else there is nothing else I can do... With that said the moron who complained cannot find the people she was surrounded by on the line because they had already paid and left the store... So the stupid fucker has to get to the back of the line and wait 2 times as long...Tiz the fucking season... But I love New Years... Another reason to get totally abliviated... There are certain parties I look forward to every year... As for Xmas... Bah Fuckin Humbug!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 F it all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 (Re-run but perfect forthis thread!) Guide to Ruining Christmas for EveryoneDress up as Santa and wait until a group of children gather around you. When a large enough group has gathered, fake a heart attack and fall to the ground. Arrange beforehand for a friend to walk by and say, "Oh no, Santa Claus is dead!" If you go into a restaurant that's playing Christmas music, sing along to a few lines as if you actually like it. Then, punch the hostess in the mouth and walk out. Go to a Catholic school Christmas pageant and sit in the front row. When they get to the part about the three wise men, tie a red bandanna around your head, stand up, and run onto the stage yelling "Allahu Akbar!" Donate an unwrapped toy or non-perishable food item to a charity. Replace the toy or food inside with a note that says, "Tell your parents to get a goddamn job." Steal as many holiday decorations off people's lawns as you can. When watching "It's a Wonderful Life," remind those around you that it's not such a "wonderful life" for starving children all over the globe. Start a fight with anyone for any reason. Go to Banana Republic in the mall and have an employee help you pick out a gift for everyone on your Christmas list. When you get to the counter say, "Never mind. All the turtlenecks in the world won't bring my Grandma back." Wish everyone a Happy Hanukah. Rent all the Christmas movies from your local Blockbuster. Don't return them until after New Year's. When passing a punch bowl of eggnog, remark loudly how much it looks and tastes like cum. If you see any midgets playing elves in pageants or store displays, remind them that they'll be out of work again on the 26th. Ring people's doorbells and say "trick or treat!" When they tell you that Halloween was in October, feign embarrassment and say, "Sorry, our family can't afford a calendar." Call Chinese restaurants using a phony Chinese accent. (Technically this won't ruin anyone's Christmas, but it sure is fun.) Sit on Santa's lap in the mall and pee your pants. Shit in a bag and throw it at a car. (Again, just for fun.) Find a homeless person, bring him back to your house and give him a hot bath, a nice meal, and a warm bed. The next morning hunt him for sport with your Republican friends. Give your nieces and nephews easily breakable toys with small parts they can choke on. If you see someone proposing to his girlfriend like in one of those diamond commercials, go over to him and casually mention that she gave you the best blowjob of your life back in college. Bring people to watch "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by LavenderMenace just thought I'd share that...So all you cheerful christmas light hanging, jingle bells singing, red and green wearing dingbats can suck it.I cant wait until all this overblown crap is over.If one more fucking person asks me what I'm doing for the HOLIDAY i'm going to give them a purple nurple.that is all bah friggin humbug same here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by LavenderMenace I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed... or buy anything sold or processed... or process anything sold, bought or processed... or repair anything sold, bought or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." great movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted December 23 Author Report Share Posted December 23 Originally posted by mugwump (Re-run but perfect forthis thread!) Guide to Ruining Christmas for EveryoneDress up as Santa and wait until a group of children gather around you. When a large enough group has gathered, fake a heart attack and fall to the ground. Arrange beforehand for a friend to walk by and say, "Oh no, Santa Claus is dead!" If you go into a restaurant that's playing Christmas music, sing along to a few lines as if you actually like it. Then, punch the hostess in the mouth and walk out. Go to a Catholic school Christmas pageant and sit in the front row. When they get to the part about the three wise men, tie a red bandanna around your head, stand up, and run onto the stage yelling "Allahu Akbar!" Donate an unwrapped toy or non-perishable food item to a charity. Replace the toy or food inside with a note that says, "Tell your parents to get a goddamn job." Steal as many holiday decorations off people's lawns as you can. When watching "It's a Wonderful Life," remind those around you that it's not such a "wonderful life" for starving children all over the globe. Start a fight with anyone for any reason. Go to Banana Republic in the mall and have an employee help you pick out a gift for everyone on your Christmas list. When you get to the counter say, "Never mind. All the turtlenecks in the world won't bring my Grandma back." Wish everyone a Happy Hanukah. Rent all the Christmas movies from your local Blockbuster. Don't return them until after New Year's. When passing a punch bowl of eggnog, remark loudly how much it looks and tastes like cum. If you see any midgets playing elves in pageants or store displays, remind them that they'll be out of work again on the 26th. Ring people's doorbells and say "trick or treat!" When they tell you that Halloween was in October, feign embarrassment and say, "Sorry, our family can't afford a calendar." Call Chinese restaurants using a phony Chinese accent. (Technically this won't ruin anyone's Christmas, but it sure is fun.) Sit on Santa's lap in the mall and pee your pants. Shit in a bag and throw it at a car. (Again, just for fun.) Find a homeless person, bring him back to your house and give him a hot bath, a nice meal, and a warm bed. The next morning hunt him for sport with your Republican friends. Give your nieces and nephews easily breakable toys with small parts they can choke on. If you see someone proposing to his girlfriend like in one of those diamond commercials, go over to him and casually mention that she gave you the best blowjob of your life back in college. Bring people to watch "The Santa Clause" starring Tim Allen :idea: hahaha..... I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 holidays suck but any day off from work is welcomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Originally posted by somebitch holidays suck but any day off from work is welcomed. That's what im saying the blues are picking up for me,,,,., but im gonna live up any day off (maybe even head up north 2 go snowboarding) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 holidays are the hobgoblins of little minds.why not celebrate life when you want instead of when you are told to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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