vicman Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by ez-e I hate that I missed dj Rap at Buzz this past sat, because I chose to hook up with this chick from PA. The prob is that she already called more then 4 times since sunday!!!!! She is a spyco!!!! Why do girls are so hooked on phones? you didnt happen to meet this girls from PA on 16th street in DC, and she happened to be wearing high heels and a leather mini skirt with lots of make up....not that i would know anything about that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 What's wrong with ham sandwiches:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by ez-e I hate that I missed dj Rap at Buzz this past sat, because I chose to hook up with this chick from PA. The prob is that she already called more then 4 times since sunday!!!!! She is a spyco!!!! Why do girls are so hooked on phones? You hooked up with a spy from Pennsylvania? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvetgoldmire Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by zaguero What's wrong with ham sandwiches:confused: Well, Shady IS the self-proclaimed second coming of Christ, and Christ was a Jew, so you'll still go to hell for eating swine, but this time, Shady's gonna send you there personally. Jesus II: He's back. He's Korean. He's fucking pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire Well, Shady IS the self-proclaimed second coming of Christ, and Christ was a Jew, so you'll still go to hell for eating swine, but this time, Shady's gonna send you there personally. Jesus II: He's back. He's Korean. He's fucking pissed. I'm sure it's ok to eat dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by velvetgoldmire Well, Shady IS the self-proclaimed second coming of Christ, and Christ was a Jew, so you'll still go to hell for eating swine, but this time, Shady's gonna send you there personally. Jesus II: He's back. He's Korean. He's fucking pissed. You are banned from my board! Do you know who you are dealing with? I am the godfather of the internet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 The real Jesus would have had more luck at Sonar on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 The real Jesus would have had more luck at Sonar on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 ALTHOUGH I PROCLAIM TO BE ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC AND BEING YOURSELF, I SHALL STOP THE MUSIC YOU YOURSELF ENJOY AT ANY TIME TO BESTOW MY GLORIOUS YAPPING UPON THEE. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by shadygroovedc DEAR EVERYONE,I AM WRITING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A LAZY FUCK. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I AM YELLING AT YOU, AND I AM, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST POSTER CP HAS EVER SEEN.SO IN CONCLUSION (I KNOW THAT I MADE NO POINTS, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO THE CONCLUSION, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST POSTER CP HAS EVER SEEN), PLEASE REMEMBER TO RAT EACH OTHER OUT, AND PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU REALIZE THAT I AM THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST, AND THAT IS WHY I WRITE TO YOU IN ALL CAPS.PS. IF I SEE ANY OF YOU WITH GLOWSTICKS, I WILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU. lmfao :laugh: :laugh:this has to be one of the funniest things i've ever read on cp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by Kuro The real Jesus would have had more luck at Sonar on Friday. You doubt me? You are banned too! I invented the @ sign, motherfucker! Tell me this, how are you going to send e-mails when I take that away from you?Pretty soon, I will have banned everyone from my board. And I can post all by myself! Because I love myself more than anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez-e Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by vicman you didnt happen to meet this girls from PA on 16th street in DC, and she happened to be wearing high heels and a leather mini skirt with lots of make up....not that i would know anything about that... nah!! she was wearing almost nothing but no! she came over with some friends for the weekend!!thank god she went back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by Kuro I haven't slept with Gina yet. I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by therunner I have. Didn't you get kicked out in favor of the Lebanese chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc BUT I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO THE CONCLUSION, BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST POSER CP HAS EVER SEEN) dude, you dont have to tell us, we know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc You are banned from my board! Do you know who you are dealing with? I am the godfather of the internet! Really? I thought you were DJ Shoesoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by tinybutterfli Really? I thought you were DJ Shoesoff You are banned from using the Shift key. IF ANYONE CATCHES TINI USING THE SHIFT KEY, PLEASE REPORT HER TO THE NEAREST SECURITY GUARD SO I CAN HAVE HER REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by jroo dude, you dont have to tell us, we know. maybe i was too subtle in my previous post. FUCKING POSER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Didn't you get kicked out in favor of the Lebanese chick? Yeah. They were speaking Lesbanese all night. I couldn't understand a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc You are banned from using the Shift key. IF ANYONE CATCHES TINI USING THE SHIFT KEY, PLEASE REPORT HER TO THE NEAREST SECURITY GUARD SO I CAN HAVE HER REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET. YOU JUST USED THE SHIFT KEY IN THAT FIRST SENTENCE! WANKER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by therunner Yeah. They were speaking Lesbanese all night. I couldn't understand a thing. Did you at least get to watch? It's always fun to watch Lesbytarians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by tinybutterfli YOU JUST USED THE SHIFT KEY IN THAT FIRST SENTENCE! WANKER Security, please escort this woman off my internet. Thank you. Now let me interrupt this posting to tell everyone a story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Did you at least get to watch? It's always fun to watch Lesbytarians. was that the girl with the socks on her arms??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by jroo was that the girl with the socks on her arms??? Are you sure that's what you saw? Or did you see Runner with a condom on his pee pee and mistake it for that cause you were so fucked up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Did you at least get to watch? It's always fun to watch Lesbytarians. I have always wanted to be a lesbetarian. I started to study lesbetatianism a few years back but just couldn't get the hang of it. The language is the hardest, I couldn't roll my tongue the way you're supposed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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