Dates With Different Women (Funny)

[HAZE]

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the

missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have

sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive

restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes

spaghetti &meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you

&insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together

&hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You

find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never

get head again.

POLISH WOMEN:

First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave

you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She

gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again

going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its

hers.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but

nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive

dinner, Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and

you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive

dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a

real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

LATIN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk

on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her

sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating

rice and beans in the Bronx.

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[phuturephunk]

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[guest00901]

Originally posted by DarrellG

LATIN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk

on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her

sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating

rice and beans in the Bronx.

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hey hey hey now:nono:

[ghhhhhost]

yeh ur right D..he got it all wrong about latin women

they get drunk off Critstal instead

[solbeam]

Originally posted by ghhhhhost

Critstal

is that the cheap stuff you buy in liquidators around your way??

[ghhhhhost]

u know it....dre introduced it to me @ his bday party..but by the time the Cristal came out in the lil cups...i already consumed a lethal combo of black..tequila...red...corona..and vodka...i was done by then....u coulda gave me castor oil i woulda downed it

[solbeam]

damn...youre a rebel

[rdancer]

Thas funny!

[nympho69]

Originally posted by rdancer

Thas funny!

u have the best sig ever..

lol

[atomicapples]

this has been up like 3 times already...

[Reeni]

Originally posted by DarrellG

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive

dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a

real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

[nympho69]

Originally posted by ghhhhhost

yeh ur right D..he got it all wrong about latin women

they get drunk off Critstal instead

nah man ur both wrong

its rum and coke

[SuGaRNSpIcE]

Originally posted by DarrellG

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the

missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have

sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive

restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes

spaghetti &meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you

&insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together

&hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You

find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never

get head again.

POLISH WOMEN:

First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave

you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She

gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again

going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its

hers.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but

nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive

dinner, Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and

you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive

dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a

real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

LATIN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk

on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her

sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating

rice and beans in the Bronx.

:laugh:

watch it with the blonde and polak jokes man, dont u think i feel bad enough??? :( :(