HAZE Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 WHITE WOMEN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in themissionary position.IRISH WOMEN:First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and havesex.ITALIAN WOMEN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensiverestaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makesspaghetti &meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you&insists on a 3 carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together&hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: Youfind yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMEN:First Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and neverget head again.POLISH WOMEN:First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gaveyou the wrong address.Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. Shegets lost getting to the restaurant and then againgoing home.Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if itshers.CHINESE WOMEN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner butnothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensivedinner, Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date andyou already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMEN:First date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMEN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensivedinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends areal expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.LATIN WOMEN:First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunkon Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, hersister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eatingrice and beans in the Bronx. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by DarrellG LATIN WOMEN:First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunkon Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, hersister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eatingrice and beans in the Bronx. :laugh: hey hey hey now:nono: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 yeh ur right D..he got it all wrong about latin womenthey get drunk off Critstal instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by ghhhhhost Critstal is that the cheap stuff you buy in liquidators around your way?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 u know it....dre introduced it to me @ his bday party..but by the time the Cristal came out in the lil cups...i already consumed a lethal combo of black..tequila...red...corona..and vodka...i was done by then....u coulda gave me castor oil i woulda downed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 damn...youre a rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Thas funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by rdancer Thas funny! u have the best sig ever..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 this has been up like 3 times already... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by DarrellG BLACK WOMEN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensivedinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends areal expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nympho69 Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by ghhhhhost yeh ur right D..he got it all wrong about latin womenthey get drunk off Critstal instead nah man ur both wrongits rum and coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by DarrellG WHITE WOMEN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in themissionary position.IRISH WOMEN:First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and havesex.ITALIAN WOMEN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensiverestaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makesspaghetti &meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you&insists on a 3 carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together&hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: Youfind yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMEN:First Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and neverget head again.POLISH WOMEN:First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gaveyou the wrong address.Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. Shegets lost getting to the restaurant and then againgoing home.Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if itshers.CHINESE WOMEN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner butnothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensivedinner, Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date andyou already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMEN:First date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMEN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensivedinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends areal expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.LATIN WOMEN:First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunkon Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, hersister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eatingrice and beans in the Bronx. :laugh: watch it with the blonde and polak jokes man, dont u think i feel bad enough??? :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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