nympho69 Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by turpentyine Sure but i am broke as fuck and have no job. So u get to support me. im fine with thati actually want a househusbandso this means u cook, clean, etcill go shop for ur ring at tiffany's tomorrow what size are u?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by elementx I am a bachelor... The toilet seat is always UP!!! And it is a written rule on the wall that if you must sit. Please lift the seat back up when you are done. i have a thing against touching toilet seats, especially ones that arent mine. its a pain in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 ok so if u two boys are done fightingkiss and make upthen go pee sitting downlike good little girls.. Nah, we weren't fighting.Im just a high-ranking member of the Grammar Police®And no we will not go and sit down....no squat yer fuckin labia against that Urinal and let flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedqt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by quoth Nah, we weren't fighting. Hey Nice meeting you guys the other night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turpentyine Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 oh ye sometimes i don lift up the toilet seat at all and just pee while its down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 have u ever tried peeing sitting down?? do it every morning.. im to lazy to stand when im sleeping and peeing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotbarbiedoll Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by somebitch i have a thing against touching toilet seats, especially ones that arent mine. its a pain in the ass. HaHa yeah me 2.When im in a public bathroom,I always look @ all of them 2 see which 1 is the cleanest, & I always line the toilet seats w/ paper.. Yeah Im neurotic when it comes 2 bathrooms, but @ least im not getting any1 else's peepee on me (& no dirty comments about that last statement either ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotbarbiedoll Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 oops double post =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by hotbarbiedoll HaHa yeah me 2.When im in a public bathroom,I always look @ all of them 2 see which 1 is the cleanest, & I always line the toilet seats w/ paper.. Yeah Im neurotic when it comes 2 bathrooms, but @ least im not getting any1 else's peepee on me (& no dirty comments about that last statement either ) umm.. golden shower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by atomicapples do it every morning.. im to lazy to stand when im sleeping and peeing... u pee in your sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by atomicapples do it every morning.. im to lazy to stand when im sleeping and peeing... ...They sell waterproof sheets for that, in case you didn't know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...They sell waterproof sheets for that, in case you didn't know... ...that's even more work....late at night or early in the morning, odds are the light is staying off in the bathroom and i am copping a squat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...They sell waterproof sheets for that, in case you didn't know... i bought him one. sssh it's an electric blanket but he dooesn't know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by nympho69 this is just another reason why i am in love with gay menthey pee sitting down as well... I have spent much time in bathroom stalls with gay friends, and when at home they feel comfortable enough to pee w/the door openAnd I've never once seen any of 'em sit down to pee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 This is actually a good solution for drunken males... sit down when you have to take a leak so you don't leave a puddle of piss in front of the fucking toilet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 yeah, in the morning i sit. other than that, i stand.as for the toilet seat...i usually keep the seat and the lid down when not in use. but...what's worse ladies, having to put the seat down, or sitting on a seat that has piss all over it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by tastyt This is actually a good solution for drunken males... sit down when you have to take a leak so you don't leave a puddle of piss in front of the fucking toilet!!! ...do your legs actually touch the ground when you sit on the toilet?...huh...shorty?......i didnt think i was in the minority on this but i always put the seat up, clean up my messes, sit when necessary...etc...maybe i was just brought up with proper manners and ettiquette... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by entheogen808 but...what's worse ladies, having to put the seat down, or sitting on a seat that has piss all over it? OMG, that's too disgusting to even think about... I don't care about having to put the seat down, but do you people realize that you're supposed to flush with the *lid* down? It helps prevent germs and bacteria and all the other lovely waste products leaving our body from escaping into the air... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by phatman ...do your legs actually touch the ground when you sit on the toilet?...huh...shorty?... FU buddy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by tastyt OMG, that's too disgusting to even think about... I don't care about having to put the seat down, but do you people realize that you're supposed to flush with the *lid* down? It helps prevent germs and bacteria and all the other lovely waste products leaving our body from escaping into the air... yes, i'm aware...that's my reason for putting it down. what kills me though is that most women want men to put the seat down for them. if women don't want the seat to be peed on then they should either put it up when done, or put the lid down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by entheogen808 yes, i'm aware...that's my reason for putting it down. what kills me though is that most women want men to put the seat down for them. if women don't want the seat to be peed on then they should either put it up when done, or put the lid down. That PSA was aimed at everyone here (hopefully they'll read it and take heed )Again, if everyone was sanitary and put down the lid when they flushed this wouldn't even be an issueAnd again, I don't care about having to put the seat downBut- any guy who pisses on the seat is just a pig!!! Anyway you look at it, that's fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by tastyt That PSA was aimed at everyone here (hopefully they'll read it and take heed )Again, if everyone was sanitary and put down the lid when they flushed this wouldn't even be an issueAnd again, I don't care about having to put the seat downBut- any guy who pisses on the seat is just a pig!!! Anyway you look at it, that's fucking disgusting. Yeah, it really is.Aside from all the obvious things in bathrooms that are disgusting though, like the seats and whatnot, I saw this thing on MSNBC, where they tested bathrooms, and they found the faucets and door handles to be dirtier than the toilet seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by tastyt That PSA was aimed at everyone here (hopefully they'll read it and take heed )Again, if everyone was sanitary and put down the lid when they flushed this wouldn't even be an issueAnd again, I don't care about having to put the seat downBut- any guy who pisses on the seat is just a pig!!! Anyway you look at it, that's fucking disgusting. just as further encouragement...think about how close your toothbrush is to your bowl...THEN GO AND CLOSE THE LID!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by jimk29 Yeah, it really is.Aside from all the obvious things in bathrooms that are disgusting though, like the seats and whatnot, I saw this thing on MSNBC, where they tested bathrooms, and they found the faucets and door handles to be dirtier than the toilet seats. OMG, time to invest in rubber gloves... I'M NEVER GOING TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN!!! :laugh:Originally posted by entheogen808 just as further encouragement...think about how close your toothbrush is to your bowl...THEN GO AND CLOSE THE LID!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by tastyt OMG, time to invest in rubber gloves... I'M NEVER GOING TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN!!! :laugh: Oh, its ok, you can go.... just don't touch anything. Never touch the door, which I never do anyway, and if you absolutely must touch the faucet to turn it on, turn it off with a paper towel and use said paper towel to open the door on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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