spinsaikel Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 My family and I traveled to Utah for my sister's graduation. She attended BYU and majored in journalism. I knew that this trip was going to be a horrible idea. While there i was fuckin bored to death. My family and I stayed in provo. There is NOTHING to do there. It makes manassas look like disney world. But the mountains are beautiful and so was the weather. I went hiking and that was fun. The girls there were HOT......but they were untouchable because they were mostly mormon. Also, while there I didn't see ANYBODY smoke and I only saw 4 african americans while there. I wanted some beer/liquor so badly because I was miserable but I couldnt get in provo. I had to travel an hour outside of the city if I wanted some. In conclusion, I am never going back there...EVER! the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockyblue Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 no alcohol? oh man, i couldn't survive a visit with my family without booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 if you convert to mormon you can have 20 wives. thats the only advantadge i see to it.funny, they showed a program on food newtork on the food in that region of the country. it was all pretty bland stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 I was at the Salt Lake City airport once on my way back from Seattle. I fell asleep in the terminal (extensive partying during my trip to Seattle) and almost missed my flight back to DC. Oh gawd, I shudder everytime I think about being stuck there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by vicman if you convert to mormon you can have 20 wives. thats the only advantadge i see to it.funny, they showed a program on food newtork on the food in that region of the country. it was all pretty bland stuff. i'll let you in on a lil secret. Technically I am mormon (no joke. as of 1985). But I fell off the righteous path like.....senior yr of high school. after hs it was all down hill from there. SURPRISE!!! I'm the best thing Utah has to offer. Pelegymy (sp?) is frowned upon actually, there are a few that still practice it in Utah but they would definitely be excommunicated if the church found out. Oh yeah the highlights of my trip to Utah:*eating@Marie calandars restaurant*the mountains*the dollar theatre *nearly getting beat up by some girl's b/f because I asked her if she knew what a purple yogurt smasher was:D *having heads turn when I said Damn and hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 this friday is "cherish your friend al Koehal" night@nation. if you run into me I will buy you a drink . god all i wanted was a drink while in utah and I couldnt get one......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 lmfao :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by spinsaikel *nearly getting beat up by some girl's b/f because I asked her if she knew what a purple yogurt smasher was:D What's a purple yogurt smasher?Please feel free to not answer me if this is some gross sex euphemism or something that I'd really rather not know in the first place. PS Welcome home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by nourishment Please feel free to not answer me if this is some gross sex euphemism or something that I'd really rather not know in the first place. Oh, stop. You know you like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Oh, stop. You know you like it. You don't know either, do you!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by nourishment You don't know either, do you!? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by nourishment What's a purple yogurt smasher?Please feel free to not answer me if this is some gross sex euphemism or something that I'd really rather not know in the first place. PS Welcome home. a purple yogurt smasher? I ask you this nourish...what goes inside a garage? . and what is the result of parking inside the garage? and putting it in reverse...and then putting it in drive.....and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 a purple yogurt smasher? I ask you this nourish...what goes inside a garage? A car. and what is the result of parking inside the garage? .The paint job lasts longer.and putting it in reverse...and then putting it in drive.....and over again.You ruin your transmission. Yes, indeed, it all makes perfect sense now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by spinsaikel and putting it in reverse...and then putting it in drive.....and over again. Why would anyone want to do that? Your oil line would explode and you'd shoot oil all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Why would anyone want to do that? Your oil line would explode and you'd shoot oil all over the place. ah yes...the oil......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Maybe you have to replace all the oil in your car with purple yogurt before attempting this maneuver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by nourishment Maybe you have to replace all the oil in your car with purple yogurt before attempting this maneuver. You can replace the oil?? I thought it was automatically produced by the engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinsaikel Posted April 29 Author Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by nourishment Maybe you have to replace all the oil in your car with purple yogurt before attempting this maneuver. ah yes. you are learning my lil bayside high graduate. but remember, only premium purple go-gurt only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapexec Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Not sure why your lame ass didnt just get a rental car and go to Salt Lake City. A few bars, clubs in Salt Lake City. One club even plays trance a few blocks from the Delta Center. Great Party scene at Sundance in Park City, during January. Alot of celebrities and hot women. And you expected to see alot of brothers in Utah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 I am so confused right now . . . Explain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by cookiegirl I am so confused right now . . . Explain! I think it's better if I just show you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by cookiegirl I am so confused right now . . . Explain! It closely resembles the purple-helmet-headed-yogurt-slinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nourishment Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Oh wait a minute...you mean thst it isn't necessarily purple yogurt. That changes everything. Eww, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookiegirl Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Riiiight - it's the slinger that's purple, not the yogurt! *lol* Crackheads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Originally posted by cookiegirl Riiiight - it's the slinger that's purple, not the yogurt! *lol* Crackheads! some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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