jimk29 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.""Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?""Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.""WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciisco Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 3 is for a one nite stand.6 is for a romantic weekend12 is for a muthafuken orgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Condoms Suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Turn them inside out, you get twice the use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Condoms piss me off. . . people always hate me when i say this sort of stuff but. . .i wish there were more options in the larger sizes, except just to get regular condoms in large sizes. I use Magnums, due to really having no choice. . . but I wish I could get all those other options in the big size . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 I wish they had a pill for men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Originally posted by rdancer I wish they had a pill for men. You can always jus get a vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 NO SNIP SNIPS!!!!You know a woman doctor was the one that invented the vasectomy. I wish they had a morning after pill for men. You take it, and the ugly bimbo next to you in the bed dissapears.Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broiler Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Actually, testosterone works as birth control in men. There have been numerous studies showing that injecting testosterone (yes, as in the anabolic steroid testosterone) acts as an effective birth control for men.Add muscle and shoot blanks! Sounds good to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Originally posted by Evan You know a woman doctor was the one that invented the vasectomy. I wish they had a morning after pill for men. You take it, and the ugly bimbo next to you in the bed dissapears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Originally posted by sexxybabyd You can always jus get a vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by rdancer I wish they had a pill for men. There's one in the works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by tastyt There's one in the works! love ur sig almost pissed myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by rdancer I wish they had a pill for men. great - another way for sleazy guys to try and pressure dumb girls into not using condoms to protect against diseases !it's be great for monogomous couples, but condoms still have another important purpose, people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by weyes great - another way for sleazy guys to try and pressure dumb girls into not using condoms to protect against diseases !it's be great for monogomous couples, but condoms still have another important purpose, people. Excuse me, let me rephrase....., Condoms suck for mono...mono....whatever you said above ! I would always wear a condom when having sex with a new partner who hasn't been tested, one can't be to careful, but then again I try to stay away from skanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 Originally posted by tastyt There's one in the works! Yes for quite sometime, but its taking to long ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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