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Originally posted by nomembername

My dick is so big, clowns fly out of it when I cum.

My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.

My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My dick is so big, there are Hispanic kids painting graffiti on the underside.

My dick is so big, people think I'm black!:eek:

I see that someone's listened to Drew Carey's 101 big dick jokes. . .

some of my favorites. . .

My dick is so big, i have to call it mr. dick in front of company

My dick is so big it take 4 fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the democratic republic of my dick.

My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

My dick is so big, there was a movie called Godzilla vs My Dick

My dick is so big, I entered it in the big dick contest, it got 1st 2nd and 3rd

My dick was once ambassador to China.

My dick is so big it can fuck an elevator shaft.

My dick is so big you can't blow me without a ladder. (my favorite)

I use Trojan Magnums myself . . .

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Originally posted by wideskies

why do 11 year old girls wear short-shorts and makeup?

i know right...makes me sick to see little girls in tube tops and lipstick...what the fuck are their mothers thinking? oh wait, i guess they're not if they let their child go out like that :blown:
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Originally posted by bodiii

length... 7.5

girth... 7

:D:cool:

perfection...

there is no way u have 7 inch girth...impossible..thats 7.5 long(believable) by 7.0 inces around...thats not a dick...thats like a cylinder...wut measuring device r u using???

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Originally posted by girlzluvme

there is no way u have 7 inch girth...impossible..thats 7.5 long(believable) by 7.0 inces around...thats not a dick...thats like a cylinder...wut measuring device r u using???

...Yah mon, that'd be like shoehorning a V12 into a Geo Metro...

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Originally posted by girlzluvme

there is no way u have 7 inch girth...impossible..thats 7.5 long(believable) by 7.0 inces around...thats not a dick...thats like a cylinder...wut measuring device r u using???

Yea I was just thinking that....it's impossiable

Or you would be a porn star

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Originally posted by girlzluvme

there is no way u have 7 inch girth...impossible..thats 7.5 long(believable) by 7.0 inces around...thats not a dick...thats like a cylinder...wut measuring device r u using???

Not only does it sound implausible... it sounds quite unpleasant too.

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Originally posted by entheogen808

yeah, what the fuck is anyone gonna do with all of that?

not to mention that it's about the size of tastyt's thigh!!!

Oh c'mon J... don't exaggerate, that's not as big as my thigh... a calf, sure, but not a thigh... :D:tongue:

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call me nuts but its sounds like the mojority of the people who tell you their penis size are telling you a whole world of bullshit... it takes a lot of balls to just come right out and tell perfect strangers the size of their most prized possession. I've often been told that despite what the general consesus is on the whole "size doesnt matter" size actually does matter, but what matters more is how you use that size.

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Originally posted by wideskies

historically, size has only mattered for me in the sense that any penis larger than 7 1/2ish " tends to be a bit uncomfortable (hitting ovaries) regardless of how aroused i am.

i don't know about ovaries, but my girl loves it when i'm rubbing up on her cervix...as do most women that i've had extended relations with.

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