nyis4meatheads Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 So, in checking the mail last month I found a post card with a half-naked chick on it, so naturally I read it. It was a postcard from Playboy mailed to my roomate, and it said something to the extent of "All you have to do is stick this in a mailbox and you'll get a year of Playboy for $12". No signature required, no check required, they'll send the bill to you. So in the no-brainer of the century me and my other roomates threw it right in the mail and sat back waiting for both our free playboys and our roomate to freak once he gets billed.Well, we got our first issue yesterday and what was on the cover? "The Women of Starbucks". No, that's not a joke, Playboy's big feature this month is a pictorial of naked chicks who work at Starbucks. How fucking lame is that? Nice advertising gimmick. Seeing some blonde 18 year old holding a frappucino does not turn me on... much. And seriously, if they're hot enough to get into Playboy, what the FUCK are they doing working at Starbucks?? Make that body make the money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Most of the Starbucks I've been to are typically attended by would-be students of the new high school I mentioned earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Most are from Berkley school of music, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 But I bet u would lick the frapachino off of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 i would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 "Does coffee make you horny baby.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 because of this thread I just went and got a cup. Mmmmmm, coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Because of this thread and the other threads on here, I just went and cut off a finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Because of this thread, coffee makes me shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 A magazine full of naked chicks and nyis get's upset because one of them is holding a cup of coffee. When I started reading this thread, I honestly thought it was going somewhere. D- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djresident Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 that issue was made for stalkers at craig's list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by kaydup But I bet u would lick the frapachino off of her Wouldn't that burn her worse than sheesha on stymie's arm?I bet I could find a use for that caramel pump though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Arnt u more into the fudge pump though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by kaydup Arnt u more into the fudge pump though? I'm actually more into the pump and dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173027read from the end of page 2 or begining of 3 on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacha73 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by kaydup http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173027read from the end of page 2 or begining of 3 on :laugh: now i know where you guys hang out other than here!! that shit was funny. thread of the day kaydup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by kaydup http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173027read from the end of page 2 or begining of 3 on Much better! Best reply was Kaydup "whatever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacha73 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 How old are those people on that drug board?! "have you ever tried pot?" "code names for drugs" I can't believe there is a section dedicated to drugs and drama too!! I can't even imagine you guys posting on the drama board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Evan is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacha73 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Evans pics are crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by pacha73 Evans pics are crap. lol at the faker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacha73 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Originally posted by xlr8ted lol at the faker. in the words of kaydup...."whatever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizlissa Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 lol evil bastidsevan was getting ras-ed.but worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I bet I could find a use for that caramel pump though. I bet you could, short stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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