guest00901 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to findanything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bracontraption the boys in school will snap until we have callouses on ourbacks.Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along withthose budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for thefirst time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterusthrough your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with hislittle art before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers andwater for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John.Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to livewith the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flatbellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pantseverytime we sneeze.When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions willinvariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with ourbig cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff andpuff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs.Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10) good push,"warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the hubby square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when allthat "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking,jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place).Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of allwomanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those nowseasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make the Great Ghandi a tad crabby.Women are the "weaker sex."?Yeah, right. Bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 so truemy sister would give you a standing ovation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 my girlfriend just read that, she gives it two thumbs up and an amen. me, i aint gettin laid tonight now, but i respect and support your position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 :laugh: hell yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Women are the "weaker sex."?Yeah, right. Bite me. We rock!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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entheogen808 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 i've never thought of women as the weaker sex...but they sure are the prettier sex.ps. i have a friend that was 12lbs. at birth and his brother was 11lbs. ...sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by bullseye my girlfriend just read that, she gives it two thumbs up and an amen. me, i aint gettin laid tonight now, but i respect and support your position. Originally posted by entheogen808 ps. i have a friend that was 12lbs. at birth and his brother was 11lbs. ...sheesh Oh sweet jesus... :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 and we're condemned to listen to you all recite every minute of your sorrows for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by tastey ..I know, cry me a fucking river... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by phuturephunk ..I know, cry me a fucking river... for real!!! women go through 9 months of torture, and we hear about that shit for the rest of our natual lives... boo fucking hoo... make me a sandwich, suck my dick, play with my balls and dont talk so fucking much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 no seriously, there is no "weaker sex" IMO. there are weak individuals, and depending on the culture there are more male or more female weak individuals.america is a prime example for a lot of weak women. check out spain or italy for a contrast!! you will not believe how many fuckin alpha women there are running around. its really an eye-opening experience when you check out both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by tastey no seriously, there is no "weaker sex" IMO. there are weak individuals, and depending on the culture there are more male or more female weak individuals.america is a prime example for a lot of weak women. check out spain or italy for a contrast!! you will not believe how many fuckin alpha women there are running around. its really an eye-opening experience when you check out both sides. I agree completely with your 1st statement, tastey. Very well said But your 2nd one I must dispute.Compared to other parts of the world, women in America fought for their rights, and have many more advantages than women in other parts of the world.Plus, i know for a fact, having visited Belgium and France, that women there still feel somewhat subjugated to men. Women in Belgium, once having been married, cut their hair very short in order to show they're "married"Also, there are much more job opportunities here, and women comparatively are treated better here than in other parts.So be glad, ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 DUDE! go to italy or spain, especially the big cities (barcelona for example), and spend some time there ONCE... and you´ll completely change your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by tastey DUDE! go to italy or spain, especially the big cities (barcelona for example), and spend some time there ONCE... and you´ll completely change your mind. Well, i know my friends' sister got a job at citibank in Barcelona, and she told me that things are evening out there btw. men and women. But come on! are things actually better for women in europe than in the states Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by gmccookny Well, i know my friends' sister got a job at citibank in Barcelona, and she told me that things are evening out there btw. men and women. But come on! are things actually better for women in europe than in the states you seem to misunderstand. being "alpha" (strong) has nothing to do with how much you earn, whats your job, where you stand in society, what car you drive, who are your friends, etc. etc.it´s about your internal ATTITUDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hispm Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by trancerxn112 for real!!! women go through 9 months of torture, and we hear about that shit for the rest of our natual lives... boo fucking hoo... make me a sandwich, suck my dick, play with my balls and dont talk so fucking much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Women are the "weaker sex."?Yeah, right. Bite me. A-fuckin'-men! You took my thoughts and turned them into wordsAnd for that, I love you! Sexxybabyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by sexxybabyd We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to findanything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bracontraption the boys in school will snap until we have callouses on ourbacks.Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along withthose budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for thefirst time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterusthrough your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with hislittle art before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers andwater for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John.Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learn to livewith the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we're having Rosemary's Baby. Our once flatbellies now look like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee our pantseverytime we sneeze.When the big moment arrives, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions willinvariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we'll waddle with ourbig cartoon feet moaning in pain all the way to the ER. Then it's huff andpuff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs.Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more (or 10) good push,"warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the hubby square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb. bowling ball through a keyhole.After that, it's time to raise those angels only to find that when allthat "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morph into walking,jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.The teen years. Need I say more? The kids are almost grown now and we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our mid-30's to early 40's while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday (which just happens to be the reason all that early hot man sex got you pregnant in the first place).Now we hit the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of allwomanhood. It's either take the HRT and chance cancer in those nowseasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men when men get off so easy INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...Now I love being a woman but "Womanhood" would make the Great Ghandi a tad crabby.Women are the "weaker sex."?Yeah, right. Bite me. well said momma, well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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