monsterguido78 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Started the night at Mexico, I mean South City grill. I'm all for diversity but this place was filled with every Pedro, Carlos, and Juan in Bergen County. It was sweaty and hot in there too so I just had a couple of GH and cranberry and I was on my way. Hopped in the e55 with Vinnie and Joe for some NYC G style. Went to Lotus but the flaming fruitnut at the door said we needed chicks. Thinking quickly I pulled out a business card full of pomade from my pocket and re did my master hair. Took off the Freshly dry cleaned Gucci shirt to reveal the ultimate master of shirts. Black D&G sleeveless you ask? No, I wore the white one. Anyway, I ditched the other shirt in the car and walked back over to the club. Saw some naive wannabe model types with played out Von Dutch hats on walking in our vicinity. I immediately lifted up my shirt casually to give these girls a glimpse of my Ferrigno abs. These beer slobs flocked over like I was free watermelons in Harlem. I took the tramps inside with me quick before ditching them, but thanked them with the honor of my new business card that I made with Paul Allen. After that I went right to the bathroom for some Guido elixir that had been firmly taped to my thigh for a few minutes. Broke out the travel size mouthwash bottle and chugged the whole thing, I was thirsty. Unfortunately, I stayed in the bathroom for a good 45 minutes. The Bathroom attendant told me that I started to yell out random guido names and was punching the stalls for no reason and trying to bite my tounge in between 3-4 minute standing G naps. Needless to say, I was thrown out in typical guido veteran fashion, while once again giving others every reason to believe that people from Jersey are G'd out meatheads. Can't wait for chest tomorrow. GHLove that Vito, love when Denny plays relentless every week like it isnt getting old yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 God Bless You! So Iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 This needs to be a Sticky. Too Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebb Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 The SC Grill in Jersey City is so much better. Gread crowd too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Mosterguido is the only person on this board capable of really great posts...... another masterpiece.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caruch Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 yea i did feel like i was in so latin contry but i have to admit those women are sexy as hell. i think they keep it hot in there on porpose so so the latinas come out......its like being in there homeland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by monsterguido78 Started the night at Mexico, I mean South City grill. I'm all for diversity but this place was filled with every Pedro, Carlos, and Juan in Bergen County. It was sweaty and hot in there too so I just had a couple of GH and cranberry and I was on my way. Hopped in the e55 with Vinnie and Joe for some NYC G style. Went to Lotus but the flaming fruitnut at the door said we needed chicks. Thinking quickly I pulled out a business card full of pomade from my pocket and re did my master hair. Took off the Freshly dry cleaned Gucci shirt to reveal the ultimate master of shirts. Black D&G sleeveless you ask? No, I wore the white one. Anyway, I ditched the other shirt in the car and walked back over to the club. Saw some naive wannabe model types with played out Von Dutch hats on walking in our vicinity. I immediately lifted up my shirt casually to give these girls a glimpse of my Ferrigno abs. These beer slobs flocked over like I was free watermelons in Harlem. I took the tramps inside with me quick before ditching them, but thanked them with the honor of my new business card that I made with Paul Allen. After that I went right to the bathroom for some Guido elixir that had been firmly taped to my thigh for a few minutes. Broke out the travel size mouthwash bottle and chugged the whole thing, I was thirsty. Unfortunately, I stayed in the bathroom for a good 45 minutes. The Bathroom attendant told me that I started to yell out random guido names and was punching the stalls for no reason and trying to bite my tounge in between 3-4 minute standing G naps. Needless to say, I was thrown out in typical guido veteran fashion, while once again giving others every reason to believe that people from Jersey are G'd out meatheads. Can't wait for chest tomorrow. GHLove that Vito, love when Denny plays relentless every week like it isnt getting old yet man that was ultra lamo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Anthony....this is a great read...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Monster....Closing Parties...enough said...I expect to see you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebb Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by thesandman Mosterguido is the only person on this board capable of really great posts...... another masterpiece.... You're old enough to be my father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 This is not Grope...but they know eachother....I am practicing my writing skills as we speak..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdntheshortbus Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Monster and Grope are two different entities...I have known Monster a long time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Hmmmmmm....this seems to all be coming together now......I am thirsty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 That was hysterical!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 great read...very funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letemknow00 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 u have to read it in a patrick bateman voice to get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Wow that was hysterical so creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njwasp Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=11060&hl=mexico& Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 Originally posted by njwasp http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=11060&hl=mexico& UH OH!!!!!....................someone forgot to log out and log back in with their fake alter-ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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